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blockbuster online 

A phrase denoting the piracy of movies or TV shows on sites such as the pirate bay, kick ass torrents, etc.
Person 1: I can't access this show.. I don't have (streaming service)...

Person 2: Have you checked Blockbuster online?

Let's make it a Blockbuster night 

Typically used as an alternative for those of the older generation who are still stuck in 20th century, but still want to ask their partner to "Netflix and chill." Instead of committing to a $8.99 per month subscription for Netflix to have sexual relations with one's partner(s), by "making it a blockbuster night" they are only submitting a one time lesser payment for a movie. This movie will be an extremely boring one, but it serves simply to provide background noise while the 2 (or more) engage in sexual relations.
Old Partner 1: Hey girl(s), you sure turn me on. Netflix and chill?

Old Partner(s) 2: I'd/we'd love to, but $8.99 per month is too expensive. Let's make it a Blockbuster night!

Old Partner 1: Wow, what a great idea! That way, we don't have to adapt to today's standards of movie watching, and we don't have to pay $8.99 per month for a Netflix subscription!

**Proceeds to rent a boring movie from Blockbuster and retires to the host's house**

Goo Blockers 

The large bug-eyed sunglasses that all the "cool" girls wear (for example, Kim Kardashian).
Goo blockers were originally created to block mangoo from blinding sluts.

Blockbuster and blowjobs 

When you aren't in the mood for Amazon and anal, Netflix and chill, or Hulu and handjobs and you can only afford blockbuster with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
Laquisha didn't want to do no Netflix and chill and we were out of heroin so we settled on blockbuster and blowjobs.

Blockborg 

The correct way to say "bloxburg"
Used by our bread king himself
Welcome to Blockborg
Blockborg by Ahumanthatexists September 12, 2020

BlockBoy 

Person who is male, and seems to always be walkin in the street Or stays in the streets.
Dang he a real blockboy he stay out on these streets mane.
BlockBoy by Unfadeablerevenge March 19, 2018