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Blockbusted

When you are caught stealing from a Blockbuster Video store.
Robber: Oh man, i hope i don't get caught robbing this Blockbuster.
Guard: What? Who's That? I see you!
Robber: Oh damn!
Guard: You just got Blockbusted!
Blockbusted by Delfinator March 4, 2009
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Blockbusted

When you are caught robbing a Blockbuster Video store.
Guy 1: So did you really steal that video last night?
Guy 2: Nah, I got Blockbusted.
Blockbusted by Jack De October 18, 2008

blockbuster online 

A phrase denoting the piracy of movies or TV shows on sites such as the pirate bay, kick ass torrents, etc.
Person 1: I can't access this show.. I don't have (streaming service)...

Person 2: Have you checked Blockbuster online?
blockbuster online by dandyprawn March 30, 2018

Let's make it a Blockbuster night 

Typically used as an alternative for those of the older generation who are still stuck in 20th century, but still want to ask their partner to "Netflix and chill." Instead of committing to a $8.99 per month subscription for Netflix to have sexual relations with one's partner(s), by "making it a blockbuster night" they are only submitting a one time lesser payment for a movie. This movie will be an extremely boring one, but it serves simply to provide background noise while the 2 (or more) engage in sexual relations.
Old Partner 1: Hey girl(s), you sure turn me on. Netflix and chill?

Old Partner(s) 2: I'd/we'd love to, but $8.99 per month is too expensive. Let's make it a Blockbuster night!

Old Partner 1: Wow, what a great idea! That way, we don't have to adapt to today's standards of movie watching, and we don't have to pay $8.99 per month for a Netflix subscription!

**Proceeds to rent a boring movie from Blockbuster and retires to the host's house**

Blockbuster and blowjobs 

When you aren't in the mood for Amazon and anal, Netflix and chill, or Hulu and handjobs and you can only afford blockbuster with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
Laquisha didn't want to do no Netflix and chill and we were out of heroin so we settled on blockbuster and blowjobs.

blockbuster swap 

n. The act of taking one of your old, scratched up discs and replacing with a mint, clean Blockbuster DVD, or game, and returning the scratched disc.
Nick's little brother scratched up his Halo 2 disc, so he rented the game from Blockbuster and switched out the discs.

1 - "Man, my old Splinter Cell disc is too scratched to play on my Xbox."
2 - "Dude, just pull a blockbuster swap."
1 - "Good idea."

blockbuster night 

Term used to define a date with a girl where you invite them over to watch a movie from Blockbuster Video with no real intention of watching the movie. The real intention is just to get the girl over and have sex.
Guy 1: Hey buddy what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I called my girl up and told her to come over to watch the DVD I rented last night.
Guy 1: Did you watch the movie?
Guy 2: Nah. It was just a blockbuster night.
blockbuster night by GTI_Guy October 22, 2006
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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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