blissshit 

blissshit is a overall meaning for bullshit. Saying blissshit is for a situation that is nothing but bullshit

“That’s absolutely blissshit mate, nothing more and nothing less.”

blissshit by jeramywhoopns490 February 15, 2025

blindshitted 

When a person, usually a female, goes to the bathroom to pee and is caught off guard by the fact that they also have to shit.

Man I had to pee so badly and all of a sudden I was blindshitted.

blindshitted by Lita505 July 8, 2012

blizzshit 

When you take a shit in a cup and turn the cup over for a few seconds to see if it falls out. If it doesn’t it’s a blizzshit. Very similar to a Dairy Queen blizzard.

Dude I just took a very solid shit, excellent consistency.

Nice. Was it a blizzshit?
What’s a blizzshit?
(Pulls down pants and takes cup off table. Shits in cup and holds it up. Turns cup over for a few seconds , then flips cup back over. No fecal matter falls out.)

That my friend is a blizzshit.

blizzshit by Blizzshit December 17, 2017

blitzshit 

Point of no return when needing a shit i.e. When the event is completed before the cheeks touch the seat. See also turbo dump.

" Where's the whiff shed man, I need a blitzshit, this turd tornado waits no man"

blitzshit by KD May 12, 2015

blinkshit 

Where you have to shit so bad when you blink you shit yourself.

"Oh shit dude I just had a blinkshit moment!!!"

blinkshit by Mr.FuckMyDuckTittyBitch December 3, 2016

briskshit 

a high-volume, high-density shit, especially one that occurs after a moderate dry spell and/or within 24 hours of consuming a large amount of beef brisket

Too much Passover brisket can lead to the motherload of briskshits.

briskshit by Alonius Poser May 28, 2011