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blitzerd 

The result of smoking at least 2 joints of marijuana, and being extremely stoned.
Man, i got blitzerd last night
blitzerd by carrytheflag61 January 17, 2011
Words you can keep
Of being high or wasted to the extreme.
Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed
Blitzed by holl March 19, 2003

blitzed on the bird 

a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.
Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.

Wolf Blitzer

A CNN anchorman who hates black people. He recently trotted over to New Orleans and actually shot a handful of black people with a paintball gun as they were trying to wade through the water. Wolf Blitzer wears air force ones and tall tees as he is reporting and reportedly, he does not give a fuck and is in it for the paperstack. He has a huge knot and rides in a yacht claiming "fuck a boat that row"
Wolf Blitzer spit dro fire over the microphone.

Wolf Blitzer looked clean in his white tee in that last reporting.

Wolf Blitzer roll deep in the news van.

Wolf Blitzer loves black people.

Wolf Blitzer drinks hennessey in his yacht.

Oh my, did you see Wolf Blitzer reporting news the other day with a cup full of that "purple drank"? That liquid codeine had him fiendin to buck on some niggers at New Orleans.
Wolf Blitzer by Jordan SXE Watson October 1, 2005
An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.
"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."
Blitzed by Drew M. February 6, 2006

boofy blitzed 

Is a state of intoxication. Usually leads to naked, unprotected, sexual acts.If you find yourself in this state of mind, refrain from talking to women named Lisa:)
Ryan: Wow Lisa, im really boofy blited.
Lisa: Well im boofy blitzed too, wanna bang?
boofy blitzed by RYEMAN June 11, 2006

Wolf Blitzer

A Gay Sex act that involves circle jerking off to an older bearded liberal man whispering fake news then everyone cumming on his beard.
Tonight we are inviting over my professor to give us a "Wolf Blitzer"
Wolf Blitzer by mrbrout June 15, 2017
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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