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clingification

The act of clinging to someone or something with annoying persistence as first used in the Twilight fanfic "A Constant in the Darkness" by Camoozle
I sat up on the bed and crossed my legs beneath me, a pathetic portrait of indignation as I fought to restrain my psychotic urges of clingification.
clingification by camoozle July 21, 2009

bingofication 

When your beloved childhood dog becomes senile, shows signs of incontinence, is smelly, barks at nothing, is basically blind

Inspired by Bingo Parish
Boo is getting pretty old. He’s undergoing bingofication :(
bingofication by frankyfrank52 December 14, 2021

blingificator 

The person or persons who accept, consult, and implement the bling stylus and way of life.
I need to go to my blingificator for a new ring.

Bluntification 

Bluntification Verb; The act of getting Bluntified

The process in which subject collects;
1 Swisher sweet, 1 Gram of sweet purple (blue mazzar a prefered), and rolls them up nicely into an object of sweet smokey delight
You've pulled into just the right (gas)station for some Extreme Bluntification
Bluntification by Aylon87 March 13, 2008

Blixxification 

When you get alienated, probed, or fucked over in any direction, by an alien or space being. They Are The Best At EVERYTHING, see also blixx.
Blixxification - If you have ever played Halo 3 and are a noob playing 'Legendary' mode (With the 'Thunderstorm' skull on). Or, Area 51 on hard mode and you have never played it before. In other words, a piece of TOTAL Pwnage Pie and boy does it smell freshly probed!
Blixxification by SpadeMade February 5, 2010

blondification 

1. A process of dying somebody's hair blonde.
2. A process of simplifying something to the point where even a blond can understand. Also a process of simplifying the controls of the machinery so that even a blond can operate it.
I had to buy a sports car with an automatic transmission, thank God the manufacturer went through full blondification, otherwise my wife would not be able to drive.
blondification by PureEvilHater November 13, 2009