blingification

The state of being blingified or having the ultimate level of bling for ones' personal touch.

I think I is quite the bomb. With my new ride and ice around my neck I have achieved the ultimate blingification.

by The Crunk Master Trio June 19, 2003

clingification

The act of clinging to someone or something with annoying persistence as first used in the Twilight fanfic "A Constant in the Darkness" by Camoozle

I sat up on the bed and crossed my legs beneath me, a pathetic portrait of indignation as I fought to restrain my psychotic urges of clingification.

by camoozle July 21, 2009

bingofication

When your beloved childhood dog becomes senile, shows signs of incontinence, is smelly, barks at nothing, is basically blind

Inspired by Bingo Parish

Boo is getting pretty old. He’s undergoing bingofication :(

by frankyfrank52 December 14, 2021

blingificator

The person or persons who accept, consult, and implement the bling stylus and way of life.

I need to go to my blingificator for a new ring.

by The Crunk Master Trio June 19, 2003

Bluntification

Bluntification Verb; The act of getting Bluntified

The process in which subject collects;
1 Swisher sweet, 1 Gram of sweet purple (blue mazzar a prefered), and rolls them up nicely into an object of sweet smokey delight

You've pulled into just the right (gas)station for some Extreme Bluntification

by Aylon87 March 13, 2008

Blixxification

When you get alienated, probed, or fucked over in any direction, by an alien or space being. They Are The Best At EVERYTHING, see also blixx.

Blixxification - If you have ever played Halo 3 and are a noob playing 'Legendary' mode (With the 'Thunderstorm' skull on). Or, Area 51 on hard mode and you have never played it before. In other words, a piece of TOTAL Pwnage Pie and boy does it smell freshly probed!

by SpadeMade February 5, 2010

blondification

1. A process of dying somebody's hair blonde.
2. A process of simplifying something to the point where even a blond can understand. Also a process of simplifying the controls of the machinery so that even a blond can operate it.

I had to buy a sports car with an automatic transmission, thank God the manufacturer went through full blondification, otherwise my wife would not be able to drive.

by PureEvilHater November 13, 2009