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blingification 

The state of being blingified or having the ultimate level of bling for ones' personal touch.
I think I is quite the bomb. With my new ride and ice around my neck I have achieved the ultimate blingification.
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clingification

The act of clinging to someone or something with annoying persistence as first used in the Twilight fanfic "A Constant in the Darkness" by Camoozle
I sat up on the bed and crossed my legs beneath me, a pathetic portrait of indignation as I fought to restrain my psychotic urges of clingification.
clingification by camoozle July 21, 2009

bingofication 

When your beloved childhood dog becomes senile, shows signs of incontinence, is smelly, barks at nothing, is basically blind

Inspired by Bingo Parish
Boo is getting pretty old. He’s undergoing bingofication :(
bingofication by frankyfrank52 December 14, 2021

blingificator 

The person or persons who accept, consult, and implement the bling stylus and way of life.
I need to go to my blingificator for a new ring.

Bluntification 

Bluntification Verb; The act of getting Bluntified

The process in which subject collects;
1 Swisher sweet, 1 Gram of sweet purple (blue mazzar a prefered), and rolls them up nicely into an object of sweet smokey delight
You've pulled into just the right (gas)station for some Extreme Bluntification
Bluntification by Aylon87 March 13, 2008

Blixxification 

When you get alienated, probed, or fucked over in any direction, by an alien or space being. They Are The Best At EVERYTHING, see also blixx.
Blixxification - If you have ever played Halo 3 and are a noob playing 'Legendary' mode (With the 'Thunderstorm' skull on). Or, Area 51 on hard mode and you have never played it before. In other words, a piece of TOTAL Pwnage Pie and boy does it smell freshly probed!
Blixxification by SpadeMade February 5, 2010

blondification 

1. A process of dying somebody's hair blonde.
2. A process of simplifying something to the point where even a blond can understand. Also a process of simplifying the controls of the machinery so that even a blond can operate it.
I had to buy a sports car with an automatic transmission, thank God the manufacturer went through full blondification, otherwise my wife would not be able to drive.
blondification by PureEvilHater November 13, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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