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blindin by mashed ol' cainer May 28, 2006
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Cringe blindness
Cringe blindness occurs when someone is unaware of either the cringey behavior around them or their own cringey behavior. Cringe blindness leads to a lack of any self-awareness or ability to notice social cues. Finally, an individual suffering from cringe blindness will be unaware of their suffering or the suffering of those around them.
Vincent was dancing around the graduation with a towel on his head and kept groping men's shoulders when taking group photos. It was clear to those around that he was suffering from cringe blindness.
Cringe blindness by 1014Tyme May 3, 2021
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Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018
minging or blinging
An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.
English phrase.
"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"
"Cheryl has a new man"
"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
"Cheryl has a new man"
"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
minging or blinging by The_ALCH January 10, 2022
The binding of Isaac
The Binding of Isaac is an indie roguelike video game designed by Edmund McMillen released September 28th 2011 for Microsoft Windows, OS X and Linux
TBOI (Which stands for The binding of Isaac) is a top-down dungeon crawler game, it plays similar to the dungeons in The legend of zelda, but here, all the levels (Or floors, whatever you wanna call it) are randomly generated like in most roguelike games
TBOI (Which stands for The binding of Isaac) is a top-down dungeon crawler game, it plays similar to the dungeons in The legend of zelda, but here, all the levels (Or floors, whatever you wanna call it) are randomly generated like in most roguelike games
The binding of Isaac by doctor apricot May 27, 2021
Brow blindness
"I wasn't sure if she was extremely surprised, or if she just had a facelift. Her eyebrows were distracting. - She must have been suffering from brow blindness"
"cdn.diply.com/img/11f2bb65-6983-4b3e-995b-3967bd29e877.jpg - This person is suffering from a serious case of brow blindness"
"Did you look yourself in the mirror when you did your eyebrows, or do you suffer from brow blindness?"
"cdn.diply.com/img/11f2bb65-6983-4b3e-995b-3967bd29e877.jpg - This person is suffering from a serious case of brow blindness"
"Did you look yourself in the mirror when you did your eyebrows, or do you suffer from brow blindness?"
Brow blindness by Benny Frost October 16, 2014
Cunt Blindness
1. The common eye disease which causes a person to overlook anyone who is a cunt or acting as such.
2. The aftermath of oral stimulation to a squirter.
2. The aftermath of oral stimulation to a squirter.
1. Dude, im sorry i didnt see you, i suffer from cunt blindness
2. After a few minutes of fun, Steve had to get a towel to relieve his cunt blindness
2. After a few minutes of fun, Steve had to get a towel to relieve his cunt blindness
Cunt Blindness by GamblinFaceDoctor May 25, 2010
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square grouper
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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