blindin

when something is of excellent quality and/or is fantastically enjoyable....

person 1: ah mate that was blindin'you have gotta try it
person 2: really that good eh

blindin by mashed ol' cainer May 28, 2006

Cringe blindness 

Cringe blindness occurs when someone is unaware of either the cringey behavior around them or their own cringey behavior. Cringe blindness leads to a lack of any self-awareness or ability to notice social cues. Finally, an individual suffering from cringe blindness will be unaware of their suffering or the suffering of those around them.

Vincent was dancing around the graduation with a towel on his head and kept groping men's shoulders when taking group photos. It was clear to those around that he was suffering from cringe blindness.

Cringe blindness by 1014Tyme May 3, 2021

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

minging or blinging 

An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.

"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"

"Cheryl has a new man"

"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"

minging or blinging by The_ALCH January 10, 2022

The binding of Isaac 

The Binding of Isaac is an indie roguelike video game designed by Edmund McMillen released September 28th 2011 for Microsoft Windows, OS X and Linux
TBOI (Which stands for The binding of Isaac) is a top-down dungeon crawler game, it plays similar to the dungeons in The legend of zelda, but here, all the levels (Or floors, whatever you wanna call it) are randomly generated like in most roguelike games

Guy 1 : Imma play some The binding of isaac, its such a fun game
Guy 2 : ikr

The binding of Isaac by doctor apricot May 27, 2021

Brow blindness 

The lack of ability to see how ugly your eyebrows are.

"I wasn't sure if she was extremely surprised, or if she just had a facelift. Her eyebrows were distracting. - She must have been suffering from brow blindness"

"cdn.diply.com/img/11f2bb65-6983-4b3e-995b-3967bd29e877.jpg - This person is suffering from a serious case of brow blindness"

"Did you look yourself in the mirror when you did your eyebrows, or do you suffer from brow blindness?"

Brow blindness by Benny Frost October 16, 2014

Cunt Blindness

1. The common eye disease which causes a person to overlook anyone who is a cunt or acting as such.

2. The aftermath of oral stimulation to a squirter.

1. Dude, im sorry i didnt see you, i suffer from cunt blindness

2. After a few minutes of fun, Steve had to get a towel to relieve his cunt blindness

Cunt Blindness by GamblinFaceDoctor May 25, 2010