blind shit
John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.
blind shit by Jarvisen January 15, 2016
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blind shit koi
boy: i hate thoes blind shit koi's they suck at driving.
girl: omg i like almost got hit by one of thoes!!!
girl: i hate thoes....
girl: omg i like almost got hit by one of thoes!!!
girl: i hate thoes....
blind shit koi by pokepotty August 1, 2011
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shit or go blind
A set of nonsensical choices that indicate a high degree of confusion about what to do next, in the sense that neither of them is even remotely realistic but the party concerned is so radically confused that he might consider them.
Jake is Mike's best friend.
When Mike saw the damage Jake had done to his car, he didn't know whether to shit or go blind.
When Mike saw the damage Jake had done to his car, he didn't know whether to shit or go blind.
shit or go blind by Lanky75 October 20, 2006
shit or go blind
A ficiticious set of options that are normally used to describe the scenario of there being no options available.
Frank: I guess we got caught.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.
shit or go blind by word genie February 20, 2005
Shit or Go Blind
This is a phrase used when someone is confused and cannot decide between two choices. It is derived from the conundrum faced by a teenage male who lives in a house with one bathroom and a large family. When you live in a house with lots of people you can only masturbate in the privacy of the bathroom. You also have limited time because everyone has to use the same bathroom. Hence the dilemma, should I shit or jack off, which everyone told you would cause you to go blind.
Shit or Go Blind by Mr Wod December 1, 2010
Shit or Go Blind
Meanwhile, at the first year cotillion...
Date: I'll have a Jägermeister and Red Bull
You: I'll have a Shit or Go Blind
Date: Do you smell something?
Date: I'll have a Jägermeister and Red Bull
You: I'll have a Shit or Go Blind
Date: Do you smell something?
Shit or Go Blind by road decay September 5, 2008
blend that shit
"Yo, dawg, they're all out of ketchup. Do you want mustard on your hotdog instead?"
"Yeah, foo, blend that shit!"
"Yeah, foo, blend that shit!"
blend that shit by sodafish July 4, 2014
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