pokepotty's definitions

God's Quarterback

A servant of GOD that protects Heaven from fags/homos, likes to tackle them and punt them to the fiery pits of HELL.

The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)

Relax all of you gay haters who don't want gay marriage, God's quarterback isn't letting any Fudge Packers go past the pearly white gates of Heaven.

by pokepotty August 22, 2011

degrassi

A lame-ass show on a lame-ass channel with lame-ass people doing lame-ass things in a lame-ass high school taking lame-ass drugs and having lame-ass sex with lame-ass gays and lame-ass lesbians.

boy: what you watching???
girl: degrassi
boy: that lame-ass show on a lame-ass channel with lame-ass people doing lame-ass things in a lame-ass high school doing lame-ass drugs and having lame-ass sex with lame-ass gays and lame-ass lesbians???
girl: stfu......

by pokepotty August 14, 2011

tpc

A short text meaning for Tempermental Problem Child.

I hate tpc's they are a bunch of retards.

by pokepotty August 6, 2011

unphotoshopable

a girl or guy that is sooo beautiful it causes photoshop to crash/freeze.

Girl: I cant photoshop my picture; it's always freezing on my pictures..... :p
Guy: Thats because your unphotoshopable. ;)
Girl: Meaning???
Guy: You're already beautiful. :D
Girl: Awwwwwwwwww <3 <3 <3

by pokepotty August 6, 2011

virginalator

MY DICK, a large appendage that takes girls virginity and terminates it.

Would you like to see my virginalator???

by pokepotty August 6, 2011

Whipped Cream

A delicious white cream from enslaved black cows.

The black people don't eat whipped cream because it gives them bad memories, and Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD).

by pokepotty August 5, 2011

dirty panda

a asain or korean or japanese pearson

there are a lot of dirty pandas driving in dimond bar.

by pokepotty August 1, 2011