Definitions by pokepotty
God's Quarterback
A servant of GOD that protects Heaven from fags/homos, likes to tackle them and punt them to the fiery pits of HELL.
The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)
The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)
Relax all of you gay haters who don't want gay marriage, God's quarterback isn't letting any Fudge Packers go past the pearly white gates of Heaven.
God's Quarterback by pokepotty August 22, 2011
degrassi
A lame-ass show on a lame-ass channel with lame-ass people doing lame-ass things in a lame-ass high school taking lame-ass drugs and having lame-ass sex with lame-ass gays and lame-ass lesbians.
boy: what you watching???
girl: degrassi
boy: that lame-ass show on a lame-ass channel with lame-ass people doing lame-ass things in a lame-ass high school doing lame-ass drugs and having lame-ass sex with lame-ass gays and lame-ass lesbians???
girl: stfu......
girl: degrassi
boy: that lame-ass show on a lame-ass channel with lame-ass people doing lame-ass things in a lame-ass high school doing lame-ass drugs and having lame-ass sex with lame-ass gays and lame-ass lesbians???
girl: stfu......
tpc
unphotoshopable
Girl: I cant photoshop my picture; it's always freezing on my pictures..... :p
Guy: Thats because your unphotoshopable. ;)
Girl: Meaning???
Guy: You're already beautiful. :D
Girl: Awwwwwwwwww <3 <3 <3
Guy: Thats because your unphotoshopable. ;)
Girl: Meaning???
Guy: You're already beautiful. :D
Girl: Awwwwwwwwww <3 <3 <3
unphotoshopable by pokepotty August 6, 2011
Whipped Cream
The black people don't eat whipped cream because it gives them bad memories, and Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD).
Whipped Cream by pokepotty August 5, 2011