Blind Sausage

A game of skill and deception, wherein the man asks the woman to close her eyes, open her mouth and count to ten. The man now has exactly ten seconds to get balls deep in the woman's mouth. Extra points are awarded if he can discharge his wad before the ten seconds are up.

No points are awarded if the woman horks all over his knob.

I woke up and my girl was yawning, I told her to hold her breath for a ten count, I totally gave her the blind sausage, now I have to sleep on the couch for a week.

Blind Sausage by Creeping Gibs December 10, 2009

Blind Sausage whiff 

It’s probably on Urban dictionary

Stevie: “the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on urban dictionary…”

Blind Sausage whiff by 010Rusty July 15, 2022

Blind sausage whiff 

A blind sausage whiff is something Stevie in GMM said at 3:19 in the episode stove vs. microwave taste test

My eyes are covered, that was a nice blind sausage whiff

Blind sausage whiff by Xzdgybf July 15, 2022

blind sausage whiff 

The scent of a Jimmy Dean sausage that you get while blindfolded, before knowing that it is a sausage.

As I sat blindfolded, the blind sausage whiff was not something I found pleasant until Link told me that there was a sausage in my plate

blind sausage whiff by rayofson July 15, 2022

Blind Sausage Whiff 

Something Stevie mentioned on Good Mythical Morning.

Stevie: "Let me tell you, the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on Urban Dictionary.

Rhett: "The old sausage whiff
Stevie: - Is not great.

Blind Sausage Whiff by Dodd0 May 24, 2023

Blind Sausage Whiff 

Not great

That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff

Blind Sausage Whiff by RockyWears April 18, 2024