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blimples

What you get when you're blushing at the same time your dimples are showing.
Karen is so bashful that every time she's amused or embarrassed, her blimples cone out and give her away.
by Theonetheylovetohate January 16, 2015
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Blipples

When a girl's nipples over shadow her areolas she ceases to have nipples. She has blipples.
Her blipples made it look as if two big ass prunes were accurately thrown at her chest.
by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010
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blumplestiltskin

the act of receiving oral sex from a garden gnome while taking a dump.

Inspired by the original Blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation.
"that was the best blumplestiltskin everr"

"hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome"
by pud850 December 19, 2008
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blumplestiltskin

N., A person who offers up her first child in order to get a blumpkin from a little person.
John became a blumplestiltskin when he agreed to give Ruth, the midget, his first-born child in return for a much-needed blumpkin.
by Blumpity blump January 23, 2009
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Bimples

Bum dipples, that appear below the mid back. Also know as divets just above the booty.
Wow thoses Bimples draw so much attention to that yellow bikini.
by Clint Bowman February 28, 2008
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Blumplestiltskin

The act of receiving a rim job while urinating in a urinal. The antonym of blumpkin.
Stacy's mom gave me a really nice blumplestiltskin.

Sorry I peed on your faced during that blumplestiltskin.
by Masterboneme June 17, 2014
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blumplestiltskin

A: What did you do today?
B: Nothing. Slept til 2. Ate some pizza bites. Laid around.
A: What a blumplestiltskin.
by NegativeCreep February 27, 2008
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