blimmen 

a slugs penis

where do i get a blimmen horseshoe

blimmen by slobadob February 22, 2010

blimmin' 

UK slang.

A polite alternative to "bloody" and "bleedin'". Akin to "bloomin'" when used in conversation.

"Why are Eddie Murphy's newer movies all so blimmin' awful?"

Scott Mills (BBC Radio 1): "It's only blimmin' Friday!".

blimmin' by FookIt June 15, 2009

blimmed on 

heavily intoxicated, with the nuance of retaining some degree of control, not making a (total) fool out of yourself, and generally experiencing a "good drunk".

1. "Dude, I was totally blimmed on last night..."
"Yeah bro, me too, that party was balls deep."

2. "I wanna get blimmed on tonight!"

blimmed on by DanInJapan January 9, 2009

blimeny crikes 

Well, being an englishman myself I have never really come across this one, it sounds like an expression Dick Van Dyke might of used well he attempted to murder the English accent in Mary Poppins. The proper wording should be something like....

"corr blimey, did you see that..that squirrel ran over that car."

blimeny crikes by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003

blimmer 

The highly frustrating, but thankfully small (usually) burn holes caused by little burning weed embers falling from the hot end of a spliff

Tends to be hash, not so much skunk or bush, that generate the most blimmers. They cause the greatest damage to synthetic fabrics.

Aww man, I've just got a blimmer through my best Le Coq Sportif tracky top.

blimmer by issue23 August 13, 2015

get blimmed 

to blim someone up is to sell someone one gram of ketamine which is actually half a gram of ketamine and half a gram of slightly ground up salt. the buyers will message you the next day saying it was “dope wonk” and “wavy”. you’ll reply with “safe”

basically any deal where there is asymmetric information where the consumer is worse off is an example of a consumer getting “blimmed up”

this can be in any situation not just ketamine also.

did you hear how i massively underweighted those goons on a shot of K ??

hahah yeh get blimmed

get blimmed by wonk master June 30, 2019

blommendahl 

the most gay and stupid teacher for 8th grade social studies you can ever have

blommendahl is the worst teacher

blommendahl by IntensePlays-_- January 17, 2019