blimbs 

A superlative form of the traditional limbs meaning "big limbs" - i.e something was absolutely great craic

Q: Did you see that sport goal on the media?
A: I did indeed my friend, 'twas blimbs

blimbs by Blimbus Dumbledore April 3, 2019

Blimpsy 

1. What you call your grandparents when she's boozy.

Dude you're grandma was so blimpsy last night she could barely walk!

Blimpsy by BatwomanLovesDucks September 4, 2015

green blimpsuit 

Derisive nickname for the jumpsuit worn by severely overweight custody officers in California prisons.

Lookout, here comes Big Nuts in his fashionable green blimpsuit!

green blimpsuit by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

blimpster 

an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."

did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!

i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.

typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."

"are you gonna eat that?"

blimpster by block1of4 September 8, 2005

blimbguine 

A portmanteau of the best spaghett in existence, linguine, and an expression denoting an excellent event - namely limbs (or it's further accentuated cousin blimbs). This denotes a more extreme situation in which the theoretical celebratory arm movements are more excitable and erratic.

Q: Yo brosephine, how's it hanging
A: Everything is truly blimbguine my good man

blimbguine by Blimbus Dumbledore April 3, 2019

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.

Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.

Blomer Blimpson by Zanethema September 4, 2017

blimbo 

A girl who gives blimpies.(giving head to a guy taking a shit.)

They are dirty girls who are turned on by poo smell and blow jobs.

That chick is a dirty blimbo

blimbo by Nathy April 12, 2008