blimbs
A superlative form of the traditional limbs meaning "big limbs" - i.e something was absolutely great craic
blimbs by Blimbus Dumbledore April 3, 2019
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green blimpsuit
Derisive nickname for the jumpsuit worn by severely overweight custody officers in California prisons.
green blimpsuit by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019
blimpster
an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."
did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!
i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.
typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."
"are you gonna eat that?"
i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.
typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."
"are you gonna eat that?"
blimbguine
A portmanteau of the best spaghett in existence, linguine, and an expression denoting an excellent event - namely limbs (or it's further accentuated cousin blimbs). This denotes a more extreme situation in which the theoretical celebratory arm movements are more excitable and erratic.
blimbguine by Blimbus Dumbledore April 3, 2019
Blomer Blimpson
When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.
Blomer Blimpson by Zanethema September 4, 2017