bleetle

Used when you realize that some one has quit listening to what you were saying and you just want to stop talking.

Then he called me again and asked for bleetle.

by toadrick March 12, 2010

smashing beetles

An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.

I appears that putting up 'No Smoking' signs is only smashing beetles –– kuu, kuu.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2019

beetlejuicing

Beetlejuicing is when one user posts a comment or thread on reddit, and another user with a username relevant to that parent comment or thread responds.

It is not beetlejuicing if the commenter does not respond "naturally." Summoning someone with /u/ or asking them a question about their username is not beetlejuicing.

from the top post on /r/beetlejuicing...

/u/Sooper_Hooman: Where is my super suit?!

/u/MySuperSuit: This is my moment.

This is beetlejuicing.

by OriginalMcPizza November 28, 2017

beetlejuice the musical

The best musical of all time before it was taken away from us on June 6th of 2021 and replace by a much worse musical Music Man

Person 1: Have you heard of beetlejuice the musical

Person 2: ya, it the best before it was replace by Music Man

by Save Beetlejuice 2020 December 11, 2019

Beetlejuice

Lester Green, a comedian with dwarfism and microcephaly.
The most amazing man alive

“if you dig a 6 foot hole, how deep is that hole?”
“uhhh, about 20 feet” - beetlejuice

by bayix April 13, 2020

Lady Beetle

The act of masturbating in the shower whilst laying on your back with your legs up resting against the shower screen or the tiles..

Dude i was doing the lady beetle in the shower last nite the warm water hitting me in the face made it easier for me to think of a fat slut giving me a golden shower while i was jerkin my dick..

by badman2232 September 14, 2009

Beetlejuicing

an over-the-pants handjob in a public place, often associated with patrons of musical theater

The congresswoman from my district got caught Beetlejuicing her boyfriend at the local theater, but she had to finish him off in the car because they got thrown out.

by Jacob Mosby September 17, 2023