beetlejuicing

Beetlejuicing is when one user posts a comment or thread on reddit, and another user with a username relevant to that parent comment or thread responds.

It is not beetlejuicing if the commenter does not respond "naturally." Summoning someone with /u/ or asking them a question about their username is not beetlejuicing.

from the top post on /r/beetlejuicing...

/u/Sooper_Hooman: Where is my super suit?!

/u/MySuperSuit: This is my moment.

This is beetlejuicing.

by OriginalMcPizza November 28, 2017

Beetlejuicing

an over-the-pants handjob in a public place, often associated with patrons of musical theater

The congresswoman from my district got caught Beetlejuicing her boyfriend at the local theater, but she had to finish him off in the car because they got thrown out.

by Jacob Mosby September 17, 2023

Beetlejuicing

A couple engaging in lewd fondling in a public venue.

"So the plan is to start Beetlejuicing near the end of the meal, so staff will boot us out of the restaurant before we get the bill."

by MarkAntonySPQR September 17, 2023

Beetlejuicing

A phenomenon often appearing on Reddit. It's when a user posts literally anything and someone with a relevant username posts a reply. Similar to Username Checks Out.

User1234567: The average southerner's brain is slower than a 20 year old computer.

Your_Average_Southerner: Well screw you too.

User8910: r/ beetlejuicing

by Exterminator (not really) June 4, 2020

Beetlejuicing

Getting cummed on with corrosive acid.

Oh my god, I just got beetlejuiced. I can't see!

This beetlejuicing- AAAAAAH OH MY GOD.

by fredfig February 19, 2023

Beetlejuicing

The act of a person, usually male, self pleasuring through their pants

"Did you see what that guy was doing on the train, he was totally beetlejuicing"

by Mandem113 September 18, 2024

Beetlejuicin'

1. Masturbating to Beetlejuice.

"Oh man, that scene where Beetlejuice turns into a snake is so hot, it got me Beetlejuicin'"

by Cumming for Beetlejuice March 9, 2020