Man 1: "Hey man, what did that guy steal?"
Man 2: "Not sure. He won't tell us."
Man 1: "Have you squeezed his beenis?"
Man 2: "No I haven't. Brb."
Man 1: "Wow. Squoze his beenis hard and he squealed all the info."
Man 2: "Nice!"
Man 1: "High five!"
Man 2: "Ya no. Wash your hands first. You just grabbed another mans beenis."
Man 2: "Not sure. He won't tell us."
Man 1: "Have you squeezed his beenis?"
Man 2: "No I haven't. Brb."
Man 1: "Wow. Squoze his beenis hard and he squealed all the info."
Man 2: "Nice!"
Man 1: "High five!"
Man 2: "Ya no. Wash your hands first. You just grabbed another mans beenis."
by Stevie Boo Boo April 08, 2019

by BeenisLover April 19, 2018

by NishiTheGreat May 29, 2023

by BeenisDocter June 12, 2016

1. Like a penis, only hollow, made out of paper and full of angry bees, wasps or hornets, and not naturally attached to a human body.
2. A regular penis ravaged by bees.
2. A regular penis ravaged by bees.
"So Mary went to the bathroom with the guy, only to run out screaming moments later. Turns out he had a beenis!"
by Raem September 28, 2006

by Mad Meex October 09, 2006
