Nirk

It is the expression on your face where you have dropped the soap and been butt tagged by someones willy wacker.
"Jim dropped the soap in the prison shower, bent down to retrieve it and got jabbed in the anus by Rick's Dick."
by Earl July 06, 2003
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Hyena

A woman who, in her prime, was considered a cougar. She has now aged too far to fit that classification, but not so far that you would turn down action from her.
Back in the day, Nancy was a cougar. As she's aged though, she's really more of a hyena.
by Earl November 04, 2004
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tweak

adjust a small amount for improvement as in a race car or computer settings
I entered my computer bios and tweaked the memory settings.

My car is oversteering, I will tweak my camber settings.
by earl February 13, 2005
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Damnsponsiblities

a. The shit you gotta do b. responsibilities that get in the way of fun
I wish I could join you tonight but I got damnsponsibilities to take care of.
by Earl October 10, 2004
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bweenis

An idiot.
A moron.
A dumbass.

Need I say more?

Comes from the italian kid that lived next door to me years ago.
You bweenis, that was my beer!
by Earl June 10, 2004
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boxscraper

a cock, dick
box = pussy
scraper = dick
You do any boxscraping last nite Joe?
by Earl November 16, 2003
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bangs

Means it stinks or smells unpleasantly
it bangs like ass in here!
by earl May 13, 2005
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