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Definitions by Earl

Means it stinks or smells unpleasantly
it bangs like ass in here!
bangs by earl May 13, 2005

ai or A.I. 

1. is short for Allen Iverson a NBA player
ai or A.I. by Earl April 2, 2005
adjust a small amount for improvement as in a race car or computer settings
I entered my computer bios and tweaked the memory settings.

My car is oversteering, I will tweak my camber settings.
tweak by earl February 13, 2005
A woman who, in her prime, was considered a cougar. She has now aged too far to fit that classification, but not so far that you would turn down action from her.
Back in the day, Nancy was a cougar. As she's aged though, she's really more of a hyena.
Hyena by Earl November 4, 2004

Damnsponsiblities

a. The shit you gotta do b. responsibilities that get in the way of fun
I wish I could join you tonight but I got damnsponsibilities to take care of.
Damnsponsiblities by Earl October 10, 2004

crap factory

Someone who is so totally useless in life that they only thing they can be relied upon for is to turn food into waste.
crap factory by Earl September 16, 2004
An idiot.
A moron.
A dumbass.

Need I say more?

Comes from the italian kid that lived next door to me years ago.
You bweenis, that was my beer!
bweenis by Earl June 10, 2004