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bweenis

An idiot.
A moron.
A dumbass.

Need I say more?

Comes from the italian kid that lived next door to me years ago.
You bweenis, that was my beer!
by Earl June 10, 2004
mugGet the bweenismug.

tweak

adjust a small amount for improvement as in a race car or computer settings
I entered my computer bios and tweaked the memory settings.

My car is oversteering, I will tweak my camber settings.
by earl February 13, 2005
mugGet the tweakmug.

Nirk

It is the expression on your face where you have dropped the soap and been butt tagged by someones willy wacker.
"Jim dropped the soap in the prison shower, bent down to retrieve it and got jabbed in the anus by Rick's Dick."
by Earl July 6, 2003
mugGet the Nirkmug.

Ash Wednesday

A religious day in Catholicism in which ash is placed on the foreheads to symbolize that we were made from ash and to ash we will become.
I went to Ash Wednesday last week
by Earl March 8, 2004
mugGet the Ash Wednesdaymug.

boxscraper

a cock, dick
box = pussy
scraper = dick
You do any boxscraping last nite Joe?
by Earl November 16, 2003
mugGet the boxscrapermug.

crap factory

Someone who is so totally useless in life that they only thing they can be relied upon for is to turn food into waste.
by Earl September 16, 2004
mugGet the crap factorymug.

bangs

Means it stinks or smells unpleasantly
it bangs like ass in here!
by earl May 13, 2005
mugGet the bangsmug.

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