Earl's definitions
An idiot.
A moron.
A dumbass.
Need I say more?
Comes from the italian kid that lived next door to me years ago.
A moron.
A dumbass.
Need I say more?
Comes from the italian kid that lived next door to me years ago.
You bweenis, that was my beer!
by Earl June 10, 2004

I entered my computer bios and tweaked the memory settings.
My car is oversteering, I will tweak my camber settings.
My car is oversteering, I will tweak my camber settings.
by earl February 13, 2005

It is the expression on your face where you have dropped the soap and been butt tagged by someones willy wacker.
"Jim dropped the soap in the prison shower, bent down to retrieve it and got jabbed in the anus by Rick's Dick."
by Earl July 6, 2003

A religious day in Catholicism in which ash is placed on the foreheads to symbolize that we were made from ash and to ash we will become.
by Earl March 8, 2004

by Earl November 16, 2003

Someone who is so totally useless in life that they only thing they can be relied upon for is to turn food into waste.
by Earl September 16, 2004
