bweenis

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An idiot.
A moron.
A dumbass.

Need I say more?

Comes from the italian kid that lived next door to me years ago.

You bweenis, that was my beer!

bweenis by Earl June 10, 2004

Words you can keep

beenish

the best human possible best girl possible and best companion possible. they are either very beautiful or very beautiful its one of those two. so fashionable and even when they dress casual they still look amazing. if u get one keep her cause a beenish is a rare blessing. people named beenish are just the best simple as that

this beenish is all you'll need

beenish by the beenish lover March 9, 2021

Related Words

bweenis • beenis • Beenish • Beenis Peenis • Beenist • bleenis • Breenish • Bweepist • Dirty beenis

beenish

the cutest sexiest girl ever. she classy in the streets but freaky in the sheets. they lute cute in glasses but for some reason prefer contact lenses smh. if the world was made of beenish's the world would be a better place. sadly not everyone is a beenish only a select few can have one. if u have a beenish go play the lotto cause you are a lucky man.

this beenish's be flawless

beenish by the beenish lover February 18, 2021

beenis

1. Like a penis, only hollow, made out of paper and full of angry bees, wasps or hornets, and not naturally attached to a human body.

2. A regular penis ravaged by bees.

"So Mary went to the bathroom with the guy, only to run out screaming moments later. Turns out he had a beenis!"

beenis by Raem September 28, 2006

Beenis

The tender area between the balls and the penis.

Man 1: "Hey man, what did that guy steal?"
Man 2: "Not sure. He won't tell us."
Man 1: "Have you squeezed his beenis?"
Man 2: "No I haven't. Brb."
Man 1: "Wow. Squoze his beenis hard and he squealed all the info."
Man 2: "Nice!"
Man 1: "High five!"
Man 2: "Ya no. Wash your hands first. You just grabbed another mans beenis."

Beenis by Stevie Boo Boo April 8, 2019

Beenis

The scientific term for a bee's penis.

"I've seen many a penis, but never a beenis."

Beenis by BeenisLover April 19, 2018

Beenis

the penis of a bee

yo beebius! did you see beetholemews huge beenis? buzz buzz

Beenis by NishiTheGreat May 29, 2023

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026