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Bleese toast

The art of consuming some nice old-fashioned cheese toast whilst receiving a blow job.
After picking up 3 GOMERs from ES on a Monday morning, I headed up to the SRO for some bleese toast.
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Blemesquad 

The best squad in the world. Are known for their special handshakes. (b d) (hand position). T.B.S is the creator (also known as Trizzy Boy). Reknown to be very "blème" and saying random things.
My name is Trizzy...

BLEMESQUAD!! b d
Blemesquad by Blemesquad November 23, 2011
Bleese is a creature who lurks on steam, he/she/it is usually on the status of online and rarely/never plays games. If he/she/it is on a game it will be Team Fortress 2/Arma 2.

Bleese is also known for being an internet Troll. Bleese is great at trolling people (e.g Online Forums, Games.) he/she/it is also good at abusing his administrative powers (if given any). One of his victims in trolling is Anbu of the Black OP.

Bleese is also able to love some of his victims (Puggy). He shows many signs of affections to the ones he/she/it falls in love with. Only one supbject can be in love with Bleese at one time.

Bleese's gender is unknown, but it is said that he is a trisexual alien from Uranus.

In summary,

Bleese is a internet Troll who is able to love his victims.
Puggy
Anbu of the Black Op
Bleese
Bleese by ChuckNorrisisBatman December 3, 2011

Bleested 

Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.
"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."
Bleested by Joe April 29, 2004
Bleeser is many things.. A sex god, a legend and most notably a FUCKING great mate
"damn that bloke bleeser, man I wish I knew him"
bleeser by Cheesy Chase May 20, 2016

beeces and benzies 

a rockin pizza place
im feelin fruity lets go to beeces and benzies!!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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