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bleces

The mixture of feces and blood found on a condom after anal sex.
In our friend's room we found a condom caked in bleces, so we knew what went down.
by Alex, AJ, and Nick April 27, 2006
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Bleese toast

The art of consuming some nice old-fashioned cheese toast whilst receiving a blow job.
After picking up 3 GOMERs from ES on a Monday morning, I headed up to the SRO for some bleese toast.
by Sigma Rho Omega Kids January 17, 2008
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Blemesquad

The best squad in the world. Are known for their special handshakes. (b d) (hand position). T.B.S is the creator (also known as Trizzy Boy). Reknown to be very "blème" and saying random things.
My name is Trizzy...

BLEMESQUAD!! b d
by Blemesquad November 23, 2011
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Bleese

Bleese is a creature who lurks on steam, he/she/it is usually on the status of online and rarely/never plays games. If he/she/it is on a game it will be Team Fortress 2/Arma 2.

Bleese is also known for being an internet Troll. Bleese is great at trolling people (e.g Online Forums, Games.) he/she/it is also good at abusing his administrative powers (if given any). One of his victims in trolling is Anbu of the Black OP.

Bleese is also able to love some of his victims (Puggy). He shows many signs of affections to the ones he/she/it falls in love with. Only one supbject can be in love with Bleese at one time.

Bleese's gender is unknown, but it is said that he is a trisexual alien from Uranus.

In summary,

Bleese is a internet Troll who is able to love his victims.
Puggy
Anbu of the Black Op
Bleese
by ChuckNorrisisBatman December 3, 2011
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Bleested

Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.
"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."
by Joe April 29, 2004
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bleeser

Bleeser is many things.. A sex god, a legend and most notably a FUCKING great mate
"damn that bloke bleeser, man I wish I knew him"
by Cheesy Chase May 20, 2016
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beeces and benzies

im feelin fruity lets go to beeces and benzies!!
by bizzaluver19 April 11, 2019
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