Bleese

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Bleese is a creature who lurks on steam, he/she/it is usually on the status of online and rarely/never plays games. If he/she/it is on a game it will be Team Fortress 2/Arma 2.

Bleese is also known for being an internet Troll. Bleese is great at trolling people (e.g Online Forums, Games.) he/she/it is also good at abusing his administrative powers (if given any). One of his victims in trolling is Anbu of the Black OP.

Bleese is also able to love some of his victims (Puggy). He shows many signs of affections to the ones he/she/it falls in love with. Only one supbject can be in love with Bleese at one time.

Bleese's gender is unknown, but it is said that he is a trisexual alien from Uranus.

In summary,

Bleese is a internet Troll who is able to love his victims.

Puggy
Anbu of the Black Op
Bleese

Bleese by ChuckNorrisisBatman December 3, 2011

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Bleese toast

The art of consuming some nice old-fashioned cheese toast whilst receiving a blow job.

After picking up 3 GOMERs from ES on a Monday morning, I headed up to the SRO for some bleese toast.

Bleese toast by Sigma Rho Omega Kids January 17, 2008

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beesechurger

dude what the fuck

John: Hey want a beesechurger?

Joe: Did you just fucking say beesechurger?

John: Autocorrect hate it.

Joe: Why the fuck would beeesechurger be in autocorrect?

John: ... I don't know.

fucking beesechurger

beesechurger by fuckingbeesechurger May 30, 2020

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Blessed Dome

When a girl is giving you head, and It's so good, that it feels like your ascending into heaven.

Alexa is a dime piece, I also heard that she gives out that blessed dome.

Blessed Dome by maxmed623 January 19, 2017

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Blessed be the fruit

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit

Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.

Blessed be the fruit by Sidney's natural resources August 2, 2019

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beesechurger

A glitch in the Matrix.

Carl: Beesechurger
Everyone fucking dies

beesechurger by 🤶🏿 March 18, 2018

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fresh bleeder

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina

Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder

fresh bleeder by Trackblaster February 4, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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