blazong 

A smoking session where you use both a blunt and a bong.

Let's blazong today. I wanna get fucked up.

blazong by NatKingCock August 13, 2015

Blazing the Chester 

This slang phrase refers to the act of smoking a puffed Cheeto as if it were a cigar or lighting the crushed product in a pipe, usually made of aluminum foil. Smoking Cheetos for a prolonged amount of time will yield a mild high, due to the fumes released from the preservatives found in the "orange dust". A consensus among those known commonly as "The Chester Club" is that smoking exactly two hundred puffed Cheetos will yield a "high" for about five seconds. The high is said to include amnesia, unconsciousness, and total unresponsiveness to external stimuli. Common among those who blaze the chester is the number "200". They say "too hunnit er'day" to indicate that they partake of "that good chedda". Despite the popularity of smoking two hundred pieces in order to achieve a high, smoking out of a large pipe known as a "peace pipe" made of aluminum foil is far more effective. This method involves placing and igniting a cheeto into the end of the pipe. The smoke is inhaled only while the cheeto is ablaze. Participants of this activity usually wear hats that have ear flaps, and modify them to have the flaps stick outwards from the head. These hats are called "Chester Hats". Blazing the Chester originated in northwestern Illinois from a group of teenagers by a fire with nothing but Cheeto puffs and imagination. To this day, people still "Blaze the Chester" and might refer to it as "Chasin' the cheetah", "Crankin' da oranj in da tin", and "Tokin' that good chedda".

Bro 1: "Dude, what the hell are you smoking? Is that a cheeto?"
Bro 2: *cough* "Yeah bruh, I'm Blazing the Chester"
Bro 1: "You dumbass"
Bro 2: "I hit dat too hunnit er'day"
Bro 1: "Lemme get a righteous toke."
Bro 2: "Hand me that foil so we can crank oranj in da tin" *fashions three foot long peace pipe and lights up a piece*
Bro 1: *takes a mad-righteous toke* "......"
Bro 2: "Haha, you like?"
Bro 1: ...(Five seconds later)... "Wh..Wh..Whut?"
Bro 2: "Duuuuude..."

Blazing the Chester by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014

yellow blazing 

Hitchhiking.

Comes from the Appalachian Trail, which is blazed white, and side trails blazed blue, so highways are jokingly said to be "blazed" with yellow lines down the middle. Accusing a hiker of yellow blazing their way around a difficult section of the trail is considered insulting.

How'd you get ahead of me? Yellow blazing again?

yellow blazing by 2182 July 2, 2009

with guns blazing 

If you do something, especially argue, with guns blazing, you do it with a lot of force and energy:

I went into the meeting with guns blazing, determined not to let him win.

with guns blazing by Soheilstar December 14, 2017

Blazing Bagel 

The act of placing a bagel onto one's penis, lighting it on fire, having sex with a girl, then the girl eating the bagel.

Matt: Whoa! Dude I gave my girl a blazing bagel last night, it was amazing!

Travis: Dude, that's insane I am gonna try that tomorrow!

Blazing Bagel by CrazyBusRide February 10, 2010

pink blazing 

Hiking or trekking a trail and adjusting your speed to meetup with a female of romantic or sexual interest, often doing things above and beyond what a normal decent person would do.

“Now he’s carrying her backpack because she said it was heavy”
“Yup, she’s totally encouraging his pink blazing too”

pink blazing by mogydee July 9, 2018

blazing sloth 

A slow human that is usually blazed. He/She plays clash of clans frequently.

"Stop acting like a blazing sloth."
"Get off of your tablet you blazing sloth."

blazing sloth by Kiop765 February 24, 2014