blautur

If you are blautur you are very dirty.

Blautur people drink warm, shaken tuborg green.

by The Icelandic alkoholic March 1, 2017

Blasturbation

Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.

Did you hear the drummer from that grind band? Total blasturbation.

by Mark May 26, 2004

blasturbating

Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.

John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.

by Knoodle July 2, 2014

blasturbate

v. process of excessive masturbating

Sho could not help but blasturbate all day long.

by gina February 18, 2003

beauturus

A beautiful uterus
exposed or otherwise

We got the job done -beauturus

by uteruswide June 5, 2010

blasturbating

Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.

John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.

by Knoodle July 2, 2014

blautering

When Barack Obama is talking in his speech about nothing, and saying the same thing over and over about nothing. Also when he back tracks to try and save his ass.

Oh my fucking god Obama is just sitting there blautering...

God that nigger is blautering again.

by LoLo2121 October 17, 2008