blautur 

If you are blautur you are very dirty.

Blautur people drink warm, shaken tuborg green.

blautur by The Icelandic alkoholic March 1, 2017

Blasturbation 

Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.

Did you hear the drummer from that grind band? Total blasturbation.

Blasturbation by Mark May 26, 2004

blasturbating 

Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.

John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.

blasturbating by Knoodle July 2, 2014

blasturbate 

v. process of excessive masturbating

Sho could not help but blasturbate all day long.

blasturbate by gina February 18, 2003

beauturus 

A beautiful uterus
exposed or otherwise

We got the job done -beauturus

beauturus by uteruswide June 5, 2010

blasturbating 

Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.

John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.

blasturbating by Knoodle July 2, 2014

blautering 

When Barack Obama is talking in his speech about nothing, and saying the same thing over and over about nothing. Also when he back tracks to try and save his ass.

Oh my fucking god Obama is just sitting there blautering...

God that nigger is blautering again.

blautering by LoLo2121 October 17, 2008