Knoodle's definitions
Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.
John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.
by Knoodle July 2, 2014
Get the blasturbatingmug. Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.
John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.
by Knoodle July 2, 2014
Get the blasturbatingmug.