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A verb used to describe a blatantly self-serving action which shows a complete disregard for ethics, fair play, and common decency.

Mike blattered all the donation money on strippers and Swiss chocolate. OR The dictator took all the rice donated by Oxfam and blattered it out to his cronies to re-sell at a steep profit.

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Blatter'd

Taken from inspiration by a Facebook group.

To be seriously corrupt but yet deny the claims of such allegations.

That is the most Blatter'd organisation I have ever seen

Blatter'd by JM92 June 24, 2011

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sepp blatter

a balding stupid dude who somehow managed to become the freaking president of FIFA. he don't know squat about football, and it is common knowledge that all he is interested in is making women footballers wear tighter shorts.

Bad dog! how dare u sepp blatter all over the patio! no dinner for u, bad dog.

sepp blatter by coded the gunner March 3, 2011

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Sepp Blatter

The dumbass that is president of FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association). He is as smart as your 5 year old sister. He thinks that video replay is unneccasary. Try to imagine the NFL without instant replay or tennis without being able to stop and make sure that the refferee was right.

Jason: Damnit the reffere is not calling this game right!

Alex: I know, he is such a Sepp Blatter.

Sepp Blatter by CHELSEAFC4life August 22, 2011

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sepp blatter

bad leader

what a sepp blatter

sepp blatter by fuckindicksucker November 4, 2018

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flatter-blatter

the sound that comes out when your talking and you forget what your saying in the middle of a sentance.
so people know to forget what you just said cause repeat transmission is coming out

ok heres a good exap...flatter-blatter
blatter-flatter flatter -blah.

right lets start again

flatter-blatter by marine January 15, 2004

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Church of Blatter-Day Saints

Da offshoot-sector of da Mormons who play football after services.

If you attend da Church of Blatter-Day Saints, a sports-uniform and helmet are considered "Sunday best" attire, since everyone is gonna be fidgetingly-eager to get out of dat stuffy chapel and start buntin' da ole' pigskin around..

Church of Blatter-Day Saints by QuacksO July 27, 2026

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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