Blatter'd

Taken from inspiration by a Facebook group.

To be seriously corrupt but yet deny the claims of such allegations.

That is the most Blatter'd organisation I have ever seen

by JM92 June 24, 2011

Ass Blaster Disaster

When you are having a loud, explosive diarrhea; and you are powering up like a Super Saiyan - tensing your muscles, fists clenched and yelling with intensity.

Note: more satisfying when someone hears it; them looking at you in disbelief is considered a bonus

I was in the bathroom and heard what sounded like an ass blaster disaster. It was like his power level was over 9000!

by Djish91 February 18, 2019

batter dipping

1>when a woman eats out another woman

Mitch: hey see that chick, I've seend her batter dipping!

Dustin: Dude, thats just sick.

by lintlord June 3, 2007

batter dipping

The art of deep frying anything that has been dipped in batter.

Carnivals, with their deep fried twinkies and snickers bars, are the best place for batter dipping.

by crisisincrisis August 29, 2012

master blaster of disaster

a huge injection of drugs that a person shouldnt have probably attempted in the first place

he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.

by Guy Williams July 27, 2006

Dinner Blaster

A handheld cannon that fires Whoppers (burgers).

Infamous for its appearance in the YouTube Poop "Dinner Blaster."

If you're not a fan of fast food, you'd better run if you see a dinner blaster.

by Savato93 April 27, 2010

double-barreled-ass-blaster

one absolutly humongus fart

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.

by GreenEyedMadman September 9, 2005