blatter 

A verb used to describe a blatantly self-serving action which shows a complete disregard for ethics, fair play, and common decency.

Mike blattered all the donation money on strippers and Swiss chocolate. OR The dictator took all the rice donated by Oxfam and blattered it out to his cronies to re-sell at a steep profit.

blatter by stayinskoolpdx May 21, 2018

Blatter'd 

Taken from inspiration by a Facebook group.

To be seriously corrupt but yet deny the claims of such allegations.

That is the most Blatter'd organisation I have ever seen

Blatter'd by JM92 June 24, 2011

sepp blatter 

a balding stupid dude who somehow managed to become the freaking president of FIFA. he don't know squat about football, and it is common knowledge that all he is interested in is making women footballers wear tighter shorts.

Bad dog! how dare u sepp blatter all over the patio! no dinner for u, bad dog.

sepp blatter by coded the gunner March 3, 2011

Sepp Blatter 

The dumbass that is president of FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association). He is as smart as your 5 year old sister. He thinks that video replay is unneccasary. Try to imagine the NFL without instant replay or tennis without being able to stop and make sure that the refferee was right.

Jason: Damnit the reffere is not calling this game right!

Alex: I know, he is such a Sepp Blatter.

Sepp Blatter by CHELSEAFC4life August 22, 2011

sepp blatter 

bad leader

what a sepp blatter

sepp blatter by fuckindicksucker November 4, 2018

flatter-blatter 

the sound that comes out when your talking and you forget what your saying in the middle of a sentance.
so people know to forget what you just said cause repeat transmission is coming out

ok heres a good exap...flatter-blatter
blatter-flatter flatter -blah.

right lets start again

flatter-blatter by marine January 15, 2004

Church of Blatter-Day Saints

Da offshoot-sector of da Mormons who play football after services.

If you attend da Church of Blatter-Day Saints, a sports-uniform and helmet are considered "Sunday best" attire, since everyone is gonna be fidgetingly-eager to get out of dat stuffy chapel and start buntin' da ole' pigskin around..

Church of Blatter-Day Saints by QuacksO July 27, 2026