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Blastermann

A Blastermann is a new breed of a kind of animal (Nu-Metal) thought to be extinct around the late 1990's. Deriving influences from similar places as the earlier species although with alot more enphasis on Thrash Metal bands such as Metallica
Dude Blastermann are AWESOME!!
Blastermann by tom branning June 24, 2009

blasterbation 

to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.

blasterbation as in

"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.

visit this website to hear some blast beats -

www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre
1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"

2 "yeah, dude! cool!"

1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
blasterbation by shitbreaker June 23, 2006

Blasterbate 

The act of shooting a "Kamehameha Wave" (an energy wave) out of your penis.
I blasterbate at Piccolo to try to kill him.
Blasterbate by Kouzetsu April 15, 2011

blasterama 

Hey john did you have a good time with those whores? Yup it was a blasterama!
blasterama by mustardass August 29, 2009

Master-Blasterbation 

When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.
Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!

Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?