Blasternating 

Verb. Occurs when somebody royally f#cks his or her self by putting another individual on blast when they had no business what-so-ever telling Anybody at all a truth told to them in secret!

Karen wasn't invited to the party because last time she came she kept blasternating Amanda and Amanda's going to be at her loose tongued ass if she sees her because she told everybody that Amanda had a huge black dildo in her purse.

Blasternating by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 19, 2025

Blasternating 

Verb. Occurs when somebody royally f#cks his or her self by putting another individual on blast when they had no business what-so-ever telling Anybody at all a truth told to them in secret!

Karen wasn't invited to the party because last time she came she kept blasternating Amanda and Amanda's going to beat her loose tongued ass if she sees her because she told everybody that Amanda had a huge black dildo in her purse.

Blasternating by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 19, 2025

blasturbating 

Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.

John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.

blasturbating by Knoodle July 2, 2014

Blasterbating

Furiously masturbating, red-faced, sweating, and often with both hands.

Roger: Man, my cock is sore this morning.
Jerry: Were you masturbating again last night?
Roger: Bro, I wasn't just masturbating, I was blasterbating.
Jerry: Sweet Jesus.

Blasterbating by Cyril Figgis April 13, 2014

blasturbating 

Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.

John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.

blasturbating by Knoodle July 2, 2014

basterbating 

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.

Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"

basterbating by MooN333 September 13, 2011