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Beastanist 

Someone who prefers the act of sex more with an animal than another human being. Many are dirty, sick minded people and tend to leech onto society. The usual method of a Beastanist is to rub peanut butter on their genitalia and let an animal(usually a dog) to remove said peanut butter, resulting in a forced attempt of oral sex.
"Hey John, did you have hot sex with that chick you went out with last night?"
"No Chad, Im a Beastanist. I have no sexual desire for woman. Geez man, get that shit right."
Beastanist by Herrljunga January 25, 2011
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beastality

what happens when idiots try to spell "bestiality".
beastality by ides March 29, 2003

beastist 

a person who believes that a particular species is superior to another.
"I hate bears" is a example of being a beastist
beastist by Mob Kawn October 19, 2015

beastality

when a human engages in an act of sex with an animal, usually a dog or some form of horse
the dirty slut was willing to try anything even beastality when she took a horses large cock and shoved it into her tight dirty anus
beastality by horn dog January 3, 2003

beastastic 

A coined word of beast and fantastic.

An adjective that describes something or someone that is amazing, cool, snazzy, or extremely awesome. Used, most often, as compliments or sarcastic remarks.
"Woah! Dude, Reanna that is a beastastic move!!!"

"Wow, you are absolutely beastastic..."

"Can't get much more beastastic than that..."
beastastic by N^2 March 12, 2008

Beastinitis

An affliction where the symptom is being a beast.
That guy just knocked that other guy out in one punch! I bet he suffers from beastinitis!
Beastinitis by beastinitis May 10, 2011

beastality

starting a better relationship to your horse, dog, snake, parakeet, and even a trout (trust me I've seen it!).
www.horsefuckers.com, www.farmgirls.com
beastality by D.E.V.I.N. April 25, 2003
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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