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Beastanist 

Someone who prefers the act of sex more with an animal than another human being. Many are dirty, sick minded people and tend to leech onto society. The usual method of a Beastanist is to rub peanut butter on their genitalia and let an animal(usually a dog) to remove said peanut butter, resulting in a forced attempt of oral sex.
"Hey John, did you have hot sex with that chick you went out with last night?"
"No Chad, Im a Beastanist. I have no sexual desire for woman. Geez man, get that shit right."
Beastanist by Herrljunga January 25, 2011
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beastality

what happens when idiots try to spell "bestiality".
beastality by ides March 29, 2003

beastist 

a person who believes that a particular species is superior to another.
"I hate bears" is a example of being a beastist
beastist by Mob Kawn October 19, 2015

beastality

when a human engages in an act of sex with an animal, usually a dog or some form of horse
the dirty slut was willing to try anything even beastality when she took a horses large cock and shoved it into her tight dirty anus
beastality by horn dog January 3, 2003

beastastic 

A coined word of beast and fantastic.

An adjective that describes something or someone that is amazing, cool, snazzy, or extremely awesome. Used, most often, as compliments or sarcastic remarks.
"Woah! Dude, Reanna that is a beastastic move!!!"

"Wow, you are absolutely beastastic..."

"Can't get much more beastastic than that..."
beastastic by N^2 March 12, 2008

Beastinitis

An affliction where the symptom is being a beast.
That guy just knocked that other guy out in one punch! I bet he suffers from beastinitis!
Beastinitis by beastinitis May 10, 2011

beastality

starting a better relationship to your horse, dog, snake, parakeet, and even a trout (trust me I've seen it!).
www.horsefuckers.com, www.farmgirls.com
beastality by D.E.V.I.N. April 25, 2003
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