blasphlegmy

Verbally-expressed religious irreverence dat you loudly/forcefully "cough up".

Once a smoker whose religion allows/encourages said obnoxious practice realizes how catastrophically harmful it is, he may go through a lengthy blasphlegmy ritual of COUGHIN' in order to demonstrate to fellow believers how foolish they would be to start puffin' said COFFIN-nails, also.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025

Slanderous Blasphemy

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.

Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

by The Chenneth February 7, 2019

Blasphemy Slap

The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.

Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."

by AtticMonster April 3, 2008

blasphemy

Running into a church on a sunday and screaming "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"

Tom committed blasphemy running through a church screaming, "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"

by Kraizk July 31, 2006

blasphemy

statements / comments or writings
by a person that are considered to be
against the tenets of a religion or against general public morality.

Mr. x was chided for propogating blasphemy in the village

by peeush trikha December 5, 2004

Blasphemy

Anything said or done that is considered uncool or against all that is good in the world. Any person that has commited a blasphemy is afterwards subjected to a blasphemy slap in retaliation.

Lola: "Oh my God! There's a marathon of Hannah Montana coming on tonight! Wanna watch?"
Jenny: "Blasphemy!"

Jim: "Hey man, did you hear that they're already making another Smash Bros.?"
Al: "Really?"
Jim: "Yeah, but it's only being made for Playstation."
Al: "Blasphemy! They get all the good games!"

by AtticMonster April 3, 2008

Belated blasphemy

When you seek good company but it’s not obtainable, people other wise are cool. An not all bad but constantly in the mist and mix of drug use that you can retain from. Though ou wish to accompany someone out side of that but no one wants shit piss to do with you.

My life is a constant cycle of belated blasphemy.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019