chide

Antonym of "chode". A penis that is extremely long and very narrow.

Thats not a swizel stick, its Joe's chide.

by chodemaster December 10, 2002

Chide

A long and skinny penis. Its the opposite of a chode.

Shut up at least I don't have a chide like you. Probably bends when you jerk off.

by DrmoTroniczZ June 09, 2015

chide

A needle dick (a dick thats super long but thin as hell).

It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!!!

by cartman5000 August 05, 2004

Chided

Something that has been abused or used up.

Related to the true definition of Chide yet in a physical way.

That dude's face was so chided after the car accident.

by Kyle Burk November 17, 2004

Chided

To scold or rebuke

My wife chided when I was late for dinner

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Chide

Getting high or is high

"Are you chide bro"

by Kockstanly June 08, 2018

chide

Instead of the male gooch, females have chides, which are huge nipples that take up almost the whole breast.

That girl's got chides like gargantuant peperonis.

by Jenna E September 30, 2005