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Blasp-berry 

A creation where a blue berry is inserted into a raspberry to create a divine treat. The word is a combination of its two main ingredients: "bl" from blueberry "asp" from raspberry. Together they make BLASP-BERRY!
Dude A: Hey, Paco, shall we have blueberries today?
Dude B: Um, I think I'd rather have raspberries this time.

Dude A & B together: then let's have BLASP-BERRIES!!!!!!!
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Chick A; Blue berries are sooooooo good, but sometimes I want raspberries. And sometimes I just wish they were the same thing.
Chick B: Well, duh! Why don't you just eat a blasp-berry? They are blueberries inside raspberries. They are the hottest thing out there.
Blasp-berry by apotusoa December 8, 2011

Slanderous Blasphemy 

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.
Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.
Used to describe someone who is an insatiable attention whore.
"Wtf is wrong with that guy"?
"He's acting like such a blampee" !!!
Blampee by Truth observer November 9, 2020

Blasphamiss 

A woman who desires to persevere and focus on the positive outcome no matter what negativity is set in front her.
A woman who has been through struggles in life from abusing drugs, alcohol,sex and/or co-dependency. Realized the problem and changed through rehab and/or spiritual guidance. Now is focused on being someone better in life by starting her own business to help people in the same struggles and giving back a percentage back to his community. And stands out because its not what society and everyone else is doing, but by doing what she feels is right. And does this by being brave and standing up for what she believes.

this woman was Blasphamiss; Because she has been through the hardest struggles and/or easiest struggles and even though she has been through bad things she has realized how to do better and is now using everything she has done wrong, and is now using it to help other people through her business.
Blasphamiss by JohnRay March 4, 2008

Blampire 

Ali said, "I was at the KE$HA concert last night and I thought she was sprinkling glitter on the stage, but it turns out it was blood..."

Bjorn, "Oh, don't you know that KE$HA is a Blampire?"
Blampire by Aliwishus April 4, 2013