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Blasp-berry 

A creation where a blue berry is inserted into a raspberry to create a divine treat. The word is a combination of its two main ingredients: "bl" from blueberry "asp" from raspberry. Together they make BLASP-BERRY!
Dude A: Hey, Paco, shall we have blueberries today?
Dude B: Um, I think I'd rather have raspberries this time.

Dude A & B together: then let's have BLASP-BERRIES!!!!!!!
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Chick A; Blue berries are sooooooo good, but sometimes I want raspberries. And sometimes I just wish they were the same thing.
Chick B: Well, duh! Why don't you just eat a blasp-berry? They are blueberries inside raspberries. They are the hottest thing out there.
Blasp-berry by apotusoa December 8, 2011
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Mountain Berry Blast 

The ION4+ advanced electro-carbohydrate solution system that has been enhanced with vitamins B3, B6, B12, Sodium, Potassium, Calcium, and Magnesium, mixed berry and other natural flavors and is used to replenish internal fluids lost through perspiration. Designed as a sports drink by the Coca-cola company to be more effective than water but less destructive than contemporary energy drinks at providing energy to working muscles and taste incredibly satisfying at the same time. Available in 20 or 32 oz. polyethylene containers or in a dehydrated concentrated powder.
Mountain Berry Blast.... A.K.A. Blue Powerade.

berry blast

Right before a girl's about to cum when a guy sticks his balls in a girl's vagina until they become swollen and red, like berries, and she quifs them out—causing the blast.
Guy 1: I tried to fuck my girl with my balls but she quiffed me out! Now they hurt so bad
Guy 2: Dude....you got berry blasted!
berry blast by berryblast2010 September 24, 2010

berry blast

1. A tasty treat consisting of frozen yogurt and delicious berries mixed together in a cup eaten with a spoon and a smile.

2. When you secretly want to leave a lame party for an ice cream delight but don't want to be obvious about it.
Meagan: Hey let's go to UDF and get a berry blast!
Ryan: I'd rather rub tanning oil all over myself

Dude #1: This party sucks rocks
Dude #2: Let's berry blast this joint!
berry blast by c+m July 17, 2007

barry blast 

A fat mother fucker usally black who sits on the couch eating mac n cheeze
Mm ur a Barry blast now aren't u