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Blasphe-mas 

A time of year when the immaculate birth of an important religious figure is inaccurately celebrated while the holiday is simultaneously stripped of all religious meaning.
Merry Blasphe-mas, Blasphe-mas
Blasphe-mas by SubEclipse November 11, 2008

blasphemarvelous 

Used to describe any object, idea or utterance which contradicts, offends or otherwise abuses the gloriousness of fundamentalist beliefs.
"That joke about the fundies and farm animals was simply blasphemarvelous."

Blasphemaster 

1. A contraction of "Blasphemy" and "Master". A master of Blasphemy.
2. One who spites religion often.
George: Man, we sure are blasphemasters!
Cary: here's that NIN cd you wanted.
Blasphemaster by George Kerrigan September 22, 2005

blasphemistic 

to utterly insult in a repulsive manner
kayne west abrupted a blasphemistic statement bout politics, by saying: George bush is a racist.
blasphemistic by jewsh September 20, 2009

blasphemacating

In the act of blasphemy
April was Blasphemacating at dinner.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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