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Blasphe-mas 

A time of year when the immaculate birth of an important religious figure is inaccurately celebrated while the holiday is simultaneously stripped of all religious meaning.
Merry Blasphe-mas, Blasphe-mas
Blasphe-mas by SubEclipse November 11, 2008

blasphemarvelous 

Used to describe any object, idea or utterance which contradicts, offends or otherwise abuses the gloriousness of fundamentalist beliefs.
"That joke about the fundies and farm animals was simply blasphemarvelous."

Blasphemaster 

1. A contraction of "Blasphemy" and "Master". A master of Blasphemy.
2. One who spites religion often.
George: Man, we sure are blasphemasters!
Cary: here's that NIN cd you wanted.
Blasphemaster by George Kerrigan September 22, 2005

blasphemistic 

to utterly insult in a repulsive manner
kayne west abrupted a blasphemistic statement bout politics, by saying: George bush is a racist.
blasphemistic by jewsh September 20, 2009

blasphemacating

In the act of blasphemy
April was Blasphemacating at dinner.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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