blasl 

they can be stupid but they are very funny sometimes. sometimes they can be stronghearted,but they are easy to love., they like to have parties,dance,and have a good time. Dont make them made they can make ur life terrible. If ur friends with a blasl,just letting u know that u r very lucky

hey look its the blasl's lets dip we got them mad not trying to start trouble.

blasl by hiblasl May 7, 2018

Blasey-Ford 

Survivor. Patriot. American hero.

Christine Blasey-Ford was so brave to share her story with the world.

Blasey-Ford by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 8, 2020

Beasley Bunt 

The act of performing the Slapstick antics of the vaudeville act Three Stooges perfected to a girl while having intercourse. This is performed by using two fingers to bunt her in the eyes during the act of intercourse and yelling wobble bobble bobble. This will cause uncontrollable convulsions and screaming. During this time you thrust harder and fight her natural instinct of fight or flight.

The only defense against this move is a flat hand raised against forehead to prevent bunting.

“While banging this chick she asked me to do something new and crazy. At this point I used to Beasley Bunt and watched in delight as she cringed and tightened her body while I proceeded to continue banging her until I was finished. She never retuned my phone call. But I am sure that if you see her and raise two fingers she will instantly go into defense mode.”

Beasley Bunt by The GreatBuntBino April 23, 2019

Tsairus Beasley 

A rat. This hoe goes ratatatatat. He ain’t gay but he ain’t not. He never expected his sister to pants him but neither did she. Tsairus Beasley is a mystical term used to describe EUTHANASIA.

Damn Danielle! Tsairus Beasley keeps on flirting and boob plopping on that Oluwadamilola Akinola.

Tsairus Beasley by KellogGoat November 22, 2018

Blasecking 

The act of ferociously rubbing ones butthole creating extreme friction. Sometimes causing the anus to become painfully charred.

Oh my God!! This old guy is blasecking himself in the middle of the street! I can see the smoke rising from his butthole.

Dude? Are you blasecking yourself in there?

If you mess up I am going to give you a real hard blasecking!

Blasecking by Melonater April 26, 2013

blaflaggled 

when you are so confused about emotions, that you have no clue what your thinking, and you are torn between your friends and someone of the opposite sex. you are unsure and may randomly snap at other people and things. you stop listening to love songs like the beatles because it will make you feel just worse.

related to the feeling expressed in the 311 song, all mixed up;
All mixed up you don't know what to do
Next thing you turn around and find the person is you
Thought a freak might be the thing
But the first could be the last so just get off your ass
All mixed up you don't know what to do
Next thing you turn around and find the person is you
Thought a freak might be the thing
But you know this will pass so just get off your ass

God damn it. shes been on my mind for 3 weeks, but i dont know anymore. I'm so blaflaggled, i almost started a fight with my best friend.

blaflaggled by edrick February 12, 2005

blablariton 

It's a newly discovered particle, already existing for as long as humans on earth (or since humans started to speak and communicate). It is generated as soon as humans open their mouths to say something. It usually originates from blatant silly speech, incoherent thinking, self-aggrandisement, gossip and even in some cases, just a silly-looking face. Massive amounts (almost radioactive dosages) are found at cocktail parties, small talks, kitty parties and scientific conferences and workshops. At scientific conferences, the amounts are so large that they condense following Bose-Einstein statistics and start radiating coherently, in phase; which has been aptly called as the blaser. More research is being conducted currently.

Symptoms of exposure to blablaritons: you start feeling pukish and feel like hitting whoever is around you, after some conversation or after listening to talks at conferences.

Large Hadron Collider - a major source of blablaritons.

blablariton by zeolite03 March 7, 2011