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reverse baptize

the act of forcibly gripping the upper neck of an individual and aggressively slamming the individual's face forward in a way that resembles a priest baptizing an individual's head in reverse.
"michael's face originally resembled his brother's, but his mother reverse baptized his face into boiling hot cherry pie turning his face into mush."

Baptized in concrete 

In a fight, when someone gets slammed face first onto the concrete floor.
Man, did you see Billy fight Jimmy after school on the basketball court? Jimmy’s face was all messed up because he was baptized in concrete by Billy.
Baptized in concrete by CBR_Rider February 3, 2018

Baptized 

When a basketball player completely slam dunks the ball over another basket ball player. The player who got dunked on is considered to have been "baptized" by the dunker.
Dan: I don't think anyone in the NBA can dunk over Dwight Howard

Ben: Yea....except for Kobe Bryant

Dan: Oh yea....Kobe Baptized that mother fucker
Baptized by Dimitrios G April 2, 2009

Baptize a Baby Ruth 

"hand me the Sunday paper. I gotta go baptize a Baby Ruth."
To lick a blunt to make sure the paper wont become loose.
You should baptize that before you light it up.
Baptize by Phia May 13, 2005

baptized 

slang football term for getting hit real hard

originated by ESPN personality Stuart Scott
OMG, Brian Moorman just got baptized by Sean Taylor
baptized by SLAWSSEWEE February 13, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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