baptize

To water or dilute, as in liquor.

Be sure to baptize that gin before you put the bottle on the shelf!

by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

baptize

To smack or "bap" someone upside the head or forehead. Can be used in reference to shows (etc.) that consist of someone believed to be a healer doing the work of God. These said "healers" will violently thrust their hand upon (bap) the person needing healed's head, forehead, or face. This is intended to cure said victim.

Seth: "Did you just see that dude baptize Eric?"

Sara: "He can walk again! Can that guy cure his new concussion?"

by Master Ali June 07, 2007

Baptized

When a basketball player completely slam dunks the ball over another basket ball player. The player who got dunked on is considered to have been "baptized" by the dunker.

Dan: I don't think anyone in the NBA can dunk over Dwight Howard

Ben: Yea....except for Kobe Bryant

Dan: Oh yea....Kobe Baptized that mother fucker

by Dimitrios G April 02, 2009

Baptize

To lick a blunt to make sure the paper wont become loose.

You should baptize that before you light it up.

by Phia February 28, 2005

baptized

slang football term for getting hit real hard

originated by ESPN personality Stuart Scott

OMG, Brian Moorman just got baptized by Sean Taylor

by SLAWSSEWEE February 12, 2007

BAPTIZED

When a man recieves oral sex.

Man that bitched baptized me last night

by Bigg Maine May 09, 2006

baptizing

the method of wetting a joint with you lips so it would burn slower.

"yo, let's smoke a joint"
"baptize it thirst man"
"aite"

by unowned July 21, 2005