Baptize 

To lick a blunt to make sure the paper wont become loose.

You should baptize that before you light it up.

Baptize by Phia May 13, 2005

Baptize 

To kill someone, humiliate someone, or to engage in sexual intercourse.

I just baptized that bisha!

Did you baptize that Jew?
Yeah, he's dead.

Baptize by Hairy piper January 20, 2009

baptize 

To water or dilute, as in liquor.

Be sure to baptize that gin before you put the bottle on the shelf!

baptize by Bob Prochko September 28, 2005

baptize 

To smack or "bap" someone upside the head or forehead. Can be used in reference to shows (etc.) that consist of someone believed to be a healer doing the work of God. These said "healers" will violently thrust their hand upon (bap) the person needing healed's head, forehead, or face. This is intended to cure said victim.

Seth: "Did you just see that dude baptize Eric?"

Sara: "He can walk again! Can that guy cure his new concussion?"

baptize by Master Ali June 29, 2007

Baptize 

From Greek baptizien:
To affect thoroughly for purification, to renew or establish a relationship with God.

Implication:

Jesus was baptised on the cross at Calgary because He was thouroughly affected by 'the payment of the ransom held by Satan for humanities sin' and His love was purified (void of hate), and humanity could now renew or establish a relationship with Him; God; our Father; our Creator.

"And I myself did not know him, but the one who sent me to baptize with water told me, ‘The man on whom you see the Spirit come down and remain is the one who will baptize with the Holy Spirit.’"
John 1:33 NIV

Baptize by North Star State of Mind June 2, 2021

baptize 

alternative to n*****-lipped the blunt

Damn son you baptized it

baptize by crunk_bae24 November 22, 2021

Baptize a Baby Ruth 

take a big long dump.

"hand me the Sunday paper. I gotta go baptize a Baby Ruth."

Baptize a Baby Ruth by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003