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baptizee by armandonottouch January 15, 2011
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reverse baptize
the act of forcibly gripping the upper neck of an individual and aggressively slamming the individual's face forward in a way that resembles a priest baptizing an individual's head in reverse.
"michael's face originally resembled his brother's, but his mother reverse baptized his face into boiling hot cherry pie turning his face into mush."
reverse baptize by seano'sullivan April 29, 2016
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Baptized in concrete
Man, did you see Billy fight Jimmy after school on the basketball court? Jimmy’s face was all messed up because he was baptized in concrete by Billy.
Baptized in concrete by CBR_Rider February 3, 2018
Baptized
When a basketball player completely slam dunks the ball over another basket ball player. The player who got dunked on is considered to have been "baptized" by the dunker.
Dan: I don't think anyone in the NBA can dunk over Dwight Howard
Ben: Yea....except for Kobe Bryant
Dan: Oh yea....Kobe Baptized that mother fucker
Ben: Yea....except for Kobe Bryant
Dan: Oh yea....Kobe Baptized that mother fucker
Baptized by Dimitrios G April 2, 2009
Baptize a Baby Ruth
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Baptize
You should baptize that before you light it up.
baptized
baptized by SLAWSSEWEE February 13, 2007
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