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baptized 

slang football term for getting hit real hard

originated by ESPN personality Stuart Scott
OMG, Brian Moorman just got baptized by Sean Taylor
baptized by SLAWSSEWEE February 13, 2007

BAPTIZED 

When a man recieves oral sex.
Man that bitched baptized me last night
BAPTIZED by Bigg Maine May 17, 2006

baptized 

Diluted with water or some other worthless, inert substance. Primarily applies to liquor or other drugs.
I see that this Whisky has been baptized, and that well!
baptized by Bob Prochko September 28, 2005

baptized 

southern states, "bible belt" states; to be humiliated or publicly embarassed.
Did you see Joe dunk all over Nick. Nick got baptized.
baptized by Zag May 16, 2004

Baptized 

The task of baptizing someone requires 3 people (atleast 2 of these people need male genitalia). The easiest place to baptize someone is in community showers or even outside if it is raining. Person #1 stretches out his scronum making a small bowl to collect water. Person #2 dick slaps Person #1's scronum splashing the collected water onto Person #3's face who is kneeling, thus baptizing him/her.
Carl: Hey Dave Joe wants to get baptized! I call being person #1!
Dave: Woohoo!
Carl: Look how much water is in my sack!
Dave: Can we wait 20 minutes? Im hard!
Joe: No, I want it now! And it's better if you're hard.
Dave: Alright here goes nothing.
Carl: Im getting hard too now hahaha!
*splash*
Joe: ahhhh! The power of christ compels me!
Baptized by Nohomo69 August 8, 2015

Baptized 

When someone out-done's someone else
yooo that kid just got baptized
Baptized by zuuk1 February 16, 2022