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In a fight, when someone gets slammed face first onto the concrete floor.
Man, did you see Billy fight Jimmy after school on the basketball court? Jimmy’s face was all messed up because he was baptized in concrete by Billy.
by CBR_Rider February 03, 2018

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When an excessive amount of fluids are exiting a vagina...could be her own or could be someone’s cum left over.
I went down on Jen’s dripping cunt and it tasted different. When a I asked her if she was ok? She said Yes. Don’t you like sloppy seconds? ROASTED and cucked by my own wife!
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

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Sexual act of raising your girlfriend/wife/sister/cousin/any females legs together over your head and licking the tight pussy lips.
Man, my slutty girlfriend loves it when she catches me and her roommate eating papaya! Makes her feels like she was in college again at the frat house getting all the guys eating girls out!
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

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The day after (usually Wednesday) when your girlfriend finishes her “cycle” and you are so horny that she denies you any sex!
Wednesday morning: Bobby: “Hey baby...do you wanna have some adult fun tonight?”
Jennifer “I don’t know...I don't really feel in the mood!”
Bobby: “I figured you would give me the Wednesday Blue-balls so I will just fuck my secretary today after work! Thanks baby!”
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

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when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.
Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

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A derogatory term referring to the monkey type facial features of an African-American male.
Man, did you see the new kid in school today? That Monkey Face needs to be put in a zoo, not school!
by CBR_Rider February 03, 2018

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Just Another Fucking Occasion....self explanatory!
Hey did your go to that JAFO party out in the corn field? It was so much fun! 20 kegs of beer all for free!
by CBR_Rider February 03, 2018

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