Blanket Dick
One who walks around with a blanket on her head and corners people in laundry rooms in order to seduce them into letting her perform fellatio on them.
Blanket Dick by Of Mice and Pussies February 26, 2009
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blanket dick by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024
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Dick blanket by Honey badger January 14, 2013
Dick Blanket
In the event that a male is demonstrating less than manly and or tough qualities and therefore being a baby, Dick Blanket is meant to take the place of pussy. Afterall, Betty White did say that a pussy "sure can take a beating"
Dick Blanket by bsprinkles February 17, 2013
Dick Blanket
Dick Blanket by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021
dick blanket
Brad: Man i pulled off a dick blanket last night during the movie under the blanket because i wasn't getting any from Julie
John: nice man nice
Brad: yeah, she didnt even know!
John: nice man nice
Brad: yeah, she didnt even know!
dick blanket by NcLovin April 23, 2008
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