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Blanket Bandit 

The act of stealing the blankets from your significant other in the middle of the night, leaving them cold and helpless.
"Blanket Bandit!" proceed to pull the covers back to you.
Blanket Bandit by Mat Kelly March 1, 2007

blanket banana brown bingo 

The gentlemanly game of attempting to take your morning dump with a raging blanket banana without pissing allover yourself or anyone else nearby.
Brian: "Why are you all wet"
Steve: "I just finished playing Blanket Banana Brown Bingo. I lost."

blanket banana

Morning wood.
If it weren’t for my raging blanket banana I would have rolled right out of bed this morning.
blanket banana by JesterPrim November 14, 2014

Banter Blanket 

A young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. Usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, LAD Soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. Office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. A receding hair line is a prerequisite for this title.
" Is Robert out tonight? "

" No he is being a banter blanket again! "

" Shlad "

Banter Blanket 

A person who smothers fun.

Likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.
Person A: Hey team, shall we do an almost naked calendar for charity?
Person B: Hell yeh, I love getting my slong out.
Person C: Yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
Banter Blanket: No, absolutely not, we're not doing that.
Banter Blanket by Stewie B April 2, 2010

Blanketwanker 

An adult child still living at home usually in the basement, usually jobless.
Poor old Charles, as if he does not have enough to worry about, his only child is a 28 year old blanketwanker who now has a pregnant girlfriend.
Blanketwanker by bones1971 August 5, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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