blanket ban 

A ban that applies to or affects all or the majority of a given class of people or things.

Hey, did you hear about the Pakistani government blanket banning TikTok?
Nah man, that sucks.

blanket ban by Jay-ree-och January 5, 2022

Blanket Bandit 

The act of stealing the blankets from your significant other in the middle of the night, leaving them cold and helpless.

"Blanket Bandit!" proceed to pull the covers back to you.

Blanket Bandit by Mat Kelly March 1, 2007

blanket banana brown bingo 

The gentlemanly game of attempting to take your morning dump with a raging blanket banana without pissing allover yourself or anyone else nearby.

Brian: "Why are you all wet"
Steve: "I just finished playing Blanket Banana Brown Bingo. I lost."

blanket banana brown bingo by JesterPrim November 14, 2014

blanket banana

Morning wood.

If it weren’t for my raging blanket banana I would have rolled right out of bed this morning.

blanket banana by JesterPrim November 14, 2014

Banter Blanket 

A young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. Usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, LAD Soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. Office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. A receding hair line is a prerequisite for this title.

" Is Robert out tonight? "

" No he is being a banter blanket again! "

" Shlad "

Banter Blanket by lentonANDdunkirkSOC April 1, 2010

Banter Blanket 

A person who smothers fun.

Likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.

Person A: Hey team, shall we do an almost naked calendar for charity?
Person B: Hell yeh, I love getting my slong out.
Person C: Yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
Banter Blanket: No, absolutely not, we're not doing that.

Banter Blanket by Stewie B April 2, 2010

Blanketwanker 

An adult child still living at home usually in the basement, usually jobless.

Poor old Charles, as if he does not have enough to worry about, his only child is a 28 year old blanketwanker who now has a pregnant girlfriend.

Blanketwanker by bones1971 August 5, 2009