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An adult child still living at home usually in the basement, usually jobless.
Poor old Charles, as if he does not have enough to worry about, his only child is a 28 year old blanketwanker who now has a pregnant girlfriend.
by bones1971 August 05, 2009

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A person who is so stupid their actions defy human ability to comprehend.
I can't believe what a klunknut Kim is, she colored her blonde hair blonde to avoid being the reason for blonde jokes.
by bones1971 July 31, 2009

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When beginning your search for a fact or concept, you quickly become lost in thought and trapped in the repetitive nature of googling with never actually learning anything.
Kim and Adam are constantly googling to find answers to their ramdom nonsensical questions, yet Kim has google ADD and gets so distracted with other ridicliousness that Adam quickly becomes the answer master.
by bones1971 November 09, 2009

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