blanke

A homeless man with a patchy beard and shaggy hair. They usually reside under bridges and sell their body for booze.

I just saw blanke getting nailed by some ugly bitch underneath the bridge for a bottle of vodka.

by tk February 14, 2008

Joe Blanke Half

A full beer that is poured after the request or stated they only want a half of a beer.

Generally used as a means to increase the length of good times and to further inebriate the recipient.

Hey, barkeep, can I have a half of a beer?

Sure, here’s a Joe Blanke Half *hands customer a full beer*

by Darryl from PA March 11, 2022

ryan blanke

the prettiest girl in the world and she should go out on a date with a boy with the initial, J.A.S, he relly likes her and will be great to her

That ryan blanke should be my Valentine...

by peter the panther February 11, 2018

ryan blanke

Ryan Blanke is the hottest mother f****r in the world. people with the name Ryan Blanke are very nice and smart, and is generally known for playing sports(soccer specifically) and should deffinitly be taken.

Yo, James you should ask out a Ryan Blanke

by peter the panther February 11, 2018

Popcorn Sex Blanket

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.

You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019

Rock Blanket

A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.

The rock blanket helped me to sleep comfortably last night.

by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022

Butt blanket

Pants.

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.

by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015