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A ship that breaks the mold, and moldy bread grows from the captains hat. It's planted in a fancy hat/planter. This is essential for the captains safe passage. Also captain blankenship is totally insane.
Aye here comes blankenship, jesus that guy creeps us out. I agree said jesus, in a puerto rican accent.
by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017
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A Happy Blankenship without the blowjob. Usually found hanging out with short angry people with red hair. Blankenships have been known to screw up the the easiest of tasks because they MICRO-MANAGE.
I hate working for Blankenship and his evil step-dad.
by FuzzyManPeach December 29, 2009
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I young man who is inlove with a girl, who says they love him back, but only because they pity him. He is normally pathetic, and sad, but sometimes he is a girl's last resort. He is part of a one sided love. Normally he gets woman because he is rich, and/or the girl has no other hope.
"I like her"
"You're such a blankenship"
by Smithery August 13, 2017
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