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blanky
security blanket. Imparts the power of invisibility. Also impervious to vampire attack. The blanket can be worn up to the neck and still give complete protection, due to a forcefield that projects up over the head. Helps you sleep.
Also the name of a member of the superhero team, the Flangetastic Four.
Also the name of a member of the superhero team, the Flangetastic Four.
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blank2y • blanky • blank3y • blankey • Blankey The Blanket • Blankey Yankee • blankly • blanksy • Blanky Jankies • blanky mcblanksalot
blankey
A childish term for a blanket, sometimes used between lovers in their baby talk but more often used in communication between a parent and a young child. Oftentimes, this term is used as a proper noun as though the blanket were a cognizant entity.
blankey by kevinthenerd September 18, 2004
blanky mcblanksalot
A generic term used to describe one who engages in a particular habitual behavior. Fill in the "blank"s with whichever behavior fits the individual in question.
Blanky McBlanksalot sure loves to BLANK.
What a surprise, Crappy McCrapsalot needs to use the bathroom again.
You're just never happy, are you, Whiny McWhinesalot?
Jerky McJerksalot needs some "alone time", if you know what I mean.
What a surprise, Crappy McCrapsalot needs to use the bathroom again.
You're just never happy, are you, Whiny McWhinesalot?
Jerky McJerksalot needs some "alone time", if you know what I mean.
blanky mcblanksalot by Joey Headset March 7, 2008
wanky blanky
A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock
A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock
wanky blanky by blumkin05 September 5, 2016
blank3y
YOU ARE SO RANDOMLY NICE. YOU HAVE A GREAT PERSONALITY AND YOUR GORG. SO TAKE THAT TO MIND. WELL. GOODNIGHT :))))
blank3y by Super swag ngl June 6, 2021
Stanky Blanky
Curtis! Get in here! Did you pull a stanky blanky with your little girlfriend while we was out at the Walmart?
Stanky Blanky by TJ Trainwreck July 24, 2018
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