Perennial 

lasting a long time, appearing again and again.

monday is so damn perennial

Perennial by vegihumor333 August 21, 2003

perennial personality 

A person who likes to do the same things year after year.

I set up a “LOVE YA TABLE” in my kitchen on Valentine’s Day. I plant my annual flowers and vegetables in the spring. I decorate my house for Halloween. I carve a pumpkin and give out yummy treats. In November, I put my garden to bed for the winter. Then I ski as much as I can all winter, right into April. I have a perennial personality as I do the same thing year after year after year.

perennial personality by suzgirl May 29, 2017

perennial blast 

The Perennial Blast is the name given to a bowling stike where the ball hits 5 pins, specifically the 1,3,5,8, and 9 pins by itself for a right hander (the 1,2,5,8,and 9 for a left hander). The result is the complete and utter destruction of the pin deck. It is a feat so awesome the sound can be heard from outside the bowling establishment in and or beyond the parking lot. Perennial blast strikes are often registered on the richter scale.

(Joe) "WHOA! What da hell was dat sound!! We're at the bowling alley under attack!!" "I thought the war was over." (Mike) "Chill cuz. Dude struck again." (Joe) "Damn!" (Mike) "I know, it was just perennial blast!"

perennial blast by Blastaar January 10, 2012

Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.

No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.

Perennial Boner Logistics by psylence July 11, 2015

perennial loser 

Perennial losers are people who suck basically all the time. They don't realize they suck because they often delude themselves by clinging to some distant past event to justify their existence.

Dodger fan: "I'm cool because we won all these world series way back in the day." Reality: You're payroll equals the rest of your division combined and you can't even win that consitently. You are a perennial loser.

perennial loser by makwu April 21, 2010

Perennial Dumbass 

Someone who's an unrelenting, year-round dumbass. (See also deciduous dumbass.)

"Yeah, she just consistently makes the most moronic decisions, she's a perennial dumbass."

Perennial Dumbass by Honeydew Melon Hater June 10, 2022

Perennial assault

A swift, devastating blow to the small area which bridges the balls and the anus

In retaliation for Toby's dishonesty, I served him a perennial assault that nearly removed his prostate

Perennial assault by Silky Cohen February 8, 2017