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blame it on the chair
when somebody farts, usually in school, and to avoid embarrassment, blames their chair for being 'squeaky'
*silence*
*child farts*
*everyone looks round*
*thinks to self...blame it on the chair!*
uhhh...it wasn't me...i think my chair is a bit squeaky...
*child farts*
*everyone looks round*
*thinks to self...blame it on the chair!*
uhhh...it wasn't me...i think my chair is a bit squeaky...
blame it on the chair by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010
blame it on the goose
an expression used defend one's actions under a state of inebriation that one wouldn't normally do under sober circumstances
Matt:"Dude, what was up with u last night at the club? U were so hammered, falling all over the place and trying pick up this hideous 300 lbs chick, then tried to start a fight with the bouncer!"
Steve"I dunno man, blame it on the goose!"
Steve"I dunno man, blame it on the goose!"
blame it on the goose by torontobarbie July 1, 2009
blame it on the liquor
When a person does stupid things, later making excuses that it was the alcohol, that made him/her do so.
blame it on the liquor by crrlll February 21, 2010
Blame it on the dry mouth
A saying used as an excuse when people continuously slur their words as a result of being very high.
Kenzie: I know that amaa--amba-aa-ambidextrous girl.
Caitlin: What? Haha, You tripped over that one a bit!
Kenzie: Oh shh-shhushhuhhshh.
Caitlin: Just blame it on the dry mouth bro.
Caitlin: What? Haha, You tripped over that one a bit!
Kenzie: Oh shh-shhushhuhhshh.
Caitlin: Just blame it on the dry mouth bro.
Blame it on the dry mouth by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011
Blame it forward
In anticipating failure in poor decision making, especially at the managment level, by preparing in advance a third party to hold responsible and thus avoid accountablity.
CEO: If these third quarter projections turn out to be as bogus as you think, the board will have my ass.
CFO: Maybe we can blame it forward.
CEO: Good thinking. Don't they have a new Director over
at accounting? She's only been on the job a few months.
CFO: Sounds good, I'll set that up. Wanna get a drink?
CFO: Maybe we can blame it forward.
CEO: Good thinking. Don't they have a new Director over
at accounting? She's only been on the job a few months.
CFO: Sounds good, I'll set that up. Wanna get a drink?
Blame it forward by Dogminiskirt2 May 28, 2012
Blame it on baby
Blame it on baby by Jamesonfenway April 17, 2020
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