blame it
Kid: Hey you wanna blame it and play some Nazis vs Jews?
Boy: Fuck yeah!!
Bogart while blaming it: MOMMY!!!!!
Boy: Fuck yeah!!
Bogart while blaming it: MOMMY!!!!!
Words you can keep
blame it on the chair
when somebody farts, usually in school, and to avoid embarrassment, blames their chair for being 'squeaky'
*silence*
*child farts*
*everyone looks round*
*thinks to self...blame it on the chair!*
uhhh...it wasn't me...i think my chair is a bit squeaky...
*child farts*
*everyone looks round*
*thinks to self...blame it on the chair!*
uhhh...it wasn't me...i think my chair is a bit squeaky...
blame it on the chair by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010
blame it on the goose
an expression used defend one's actions under a state of inebriation that one wouldn't normally do under sober circumstances
Matt:"Dude, what was up with u last night at the club? U were so hammered, falling all over the place and trying pick up this hideous 300 lbs chick, then tried to start a fight with the bouncer!"
Steve"I dunno man, blame it on the goose!"
Steve"I dunno man, blame it on the goose!"
blame it on the goose by torontobarbie July 1, 2009
blame it on the liquor
When a person does stupid things, later making excuses that it was the alcohol, that made him/her do so.
blame it on the liquor by crrlll February 21, 2010
Blame it on the dry mouth
A saying used as an excuse when people continuously slur their words as a result of being very high.
Kenzie: I know that amaa--amba-aa-ambidextrous girl.
Caitlin: What? Haha, You tripped over that one a bit!
Kenzie: Oh shh-shhushhuhhshh.
Caitlin: Just blame it on the dry mouth bro.
Caitlin: What? Haha, You tripped over that one a bit!
Kenzie: Oh shh-shhushhuhhshh.
Caitlin: Just blame it on the dry mouth bro.
Blame it on the dry mouth by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011
Blame it forward
In anticipating failure in poor decision making, especially at the managment level, by preparing in advance a third party to hold responsible and thus avoid accountablity.
CEO: If these third quarter projections turn out to be as bogus as you think, the board will have my ass.
CFO: Maybe we can blame it forward.
CEO: Good thinking. Don't they have a new Director over
at accounting? She's only been on the job a few months.
CFO: Sounds good, I'll set that up. Wanna get a drink?
CFO: Maybe we can blame it forward.
CEO: Good thinking. Don't they have a new Director over
at accounting? She's only been on the job a few months.
CFO: Sounds good, I'll set that up. Wanna get a drink?
Blame it forward by Dogminiskirt2 May 28, 2012
Blame it on baby
Blame it on baby by Jamesonfenway April 17, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.