Definitions by Mousebagg

Value Secured

The saying used when a bet at a very good price is locked in. Value is secured when the line moves in your favor after you bet it. The saying is usually followed by a green check mark.

Mousebagg- All my Randy’s from last night are now .79x-.88x. Value secured ✅

Randy- Cade assists is bumped to 10.0 now. I’m glad I mousebagg’d it.

Mousebagg- Value secured. ✅

Value Secured by Mousebagg March 8, 2026

Randy

The act of placing underdog bets between the hours of midnight-3 am. Usually because your kid woke you up, but also because value never sleeps.

Randy- I Randy’d at least 4 slips last night. All are now .85x or lower even!

Mousebagg- Value secured. ✅

Mousebagg- my kid pissed the bed at 2 am. Thankfully I was able to lock in a couple Randy’s though.

Randy- Value secured. ✅

Randy by Mousebagg March 5, 2026

Mousebagg

To hammer a mispriced prop on DFS apps such as betr, underdog, and ScamPicks. Then pair it with discounts or other positive expected value props.

Mousebagg- Wow, I mousebagg’d the shit out of clingan double double. Can’t believe it was a full payout! It’s .79x now! Used it with all the discounts!

Randy- Value secured ✅

Mousebagg by Mousebagg March 3, 2026

Toast 

When you and your group of best pals masturbate onto a piece of toast. It’s a race and whoever is the last to Ejaculate must eat the toast

Brandon “Dillon, Konnor, you guys down for a game of toast this weekend?”

Dillon “Can we hold off a couple of weeks? I have Covid and lost my sense of taste and I do not want to miss out”

Konnor “yuh”

Toast by Mousebagg December 21, 2021

blame it 

slang for drinking alcohol, taken from the popular song by T-Pain

Kid: Hey you wanna blame it and play some Nazis vs Jews?
Boy: Fuck yeah!!

Bogart while blaming it: MOMMY!!!!!

blame it by Mousebagg March 18, 2010

nomulla 

the act of chopping off one's fingers, usually done with a sword or other large blade. Nomullas are always followed up with a chant.

Mazon: Dude Bofuck, I am going to nomulla you if you stare at me like a creepass one more time!!

Bogart: Let us all chant after watching that beautiful nomulla!! HOOZAH!! HOOZAH! HO SHAMI SHAMI ZAH!!

nomulla by Mousebagg January 29, 2010