blagtag

verb/noun - To tag someones house/apartment/dorm with drawings/paintings/photos of many categories of feces.

1.v- We blagtagged the shit (literally) out of that house.

2.n- That guy left a blagtag under his mom's pillow.

by Peggy and Earl Bennit November 21, 2011

European bagtag

to slap someones nutsack from behind, so that they are already writhing in pain before identification of the culprit can be established

I gave John a wicked European bagtag and hid in the bushes before he could even see me.

by Stefan Spielberg October 20, 2008

blagtastic

When you really cannot be bothered to revise or work for something that you need to do the next day or some day soon and you decide to wing it.

Commnoly heard on College campuses.

You: shit! we have that exam tomorrow don't we?
Friend: "yeah, been studying hard?"

You: fuck no... this is gonna be blagtastic.

by latenitelegend{RK} April 30, 2011

bagtag

A slapping of the nutsack.

I'd like to bagtag Leonardo De caprio, cause he's an assmonger.

by Classik March 20, 2003

Bagtag

To hit one in the chin with a pair of testicles. One step up from the "T-Bag", and with a more hazerdous outcome to the victim. Often leaving a bruise on the chin. Followed by an echoing "pung" sound.

Sally wouldn't give it up so I had to Bagtag that chin.

by marshel December 31, 2008

blagagaga

the worlds most commonly used expression to describe the sound of squishing

it went like blagAGAGAGA when i squished the shit out of it

by nibacho June 11, 2011

BLASTAGE

A BLASTAGE is basically a BLARPAGE but it blasts out and if it comes out your butt it basically sharts everywhere and gets on everything.

That BLASTAGE was so big and went everywhere.

by BLARPAGEONSTICK February 24, 2025