A BLARPAGE IS A SOUND THAT IS MADE BY PUTTING 2 FINGERS ON YOUR CHEEKS AND THEN MAKING A FART NOISE THATS WET.
I did a massive blarpage in my pants.
by BLARPAGEONSTICK February 18, 2025
When someone says they took a dump in the urinal, it means that they sat in the urinal and took a dump.
by BLARPAGEONSTICK March 05, 2025
A BLASTAGE is basically a BLARPAGE but it blasts out and if it comes out your butt it basically sharts everywhere and gets on everything.
by BLARPAGEONSTICK February 24, 2025