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A BLARPAGE IS A SOUND THAT IS MADE BY PUTTING 2 FINGERS ON YOUR CHEEKS AND THEN MAKING A FART NOISE THATS WET.
I did a massive blarpage in my pants.
by BLARPAGEONSTICK February 18, 2025
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by BLARPAGEONSTICK February 24, 2025
Get the BLASTAGE mug.When someone says they took a dump in the urinal, it means that they sat in the urinal and took a dump.
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