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Definitions by BLARPAGEONSTICK

Dump in the Urinal

When someone says they took a dump in the urinal, it means that they sat in the urinal and took a dump.
I just took a BIG dump in the urinal!

BLASTAGE 

A BLASTAGE is basically a BLARPAGE but it blasts out and if it comes out your butt it basically sharts everywhere and gets on everything.
That BLASTAGE was so big and went everywhere.
BLASTAGE by BLARPAGEONSTICK February 24, 2025

Blarpage 

A BLARPAGE IS A SOUND THAT IS MADE BY PUTTING 2 FINGERS ON YOUR CHEEKS AND THEN MAKING A FART NOISE THATS WET.
I did a massive blarpage in my pants.
Blarpage by BLARPAGEONSTICK February 18, 2025